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A: gooooooood moooooorning everyybuuuuudeeeeeeeee
O: hey guys hows everyone doin! Big show lined up today, we have the great patrice o neal in studio, along with bobby kelly
Bob: why don't I get a "great" before my name? what am i, chopped livah?
O: well you gotta be great bob, it's that simple
A: hahahahahahah (clutches hands, leans back) oooooh boy it's gonna be a live one today
O: yea ant, so i mean .....let's start off with what everyone's talkin about, you kno-
A: ahhhhh yes... patrick tomlinsoooooon, esteemed sci-fi author and appaaaaarently, jack of all trades?
O: yea, i don't even fawkin know who da guy is to be honest witcha, it's just that we covered him a couple months ago and dats all da pests are talkin about .... he's big on da twitter apparently and he got suspended or sum shit? i dont fawkin know
Jim: (looking down at phone) He did a spot at gotham a few weeks ago, im not exaggerating, he was ATROCIOUS.
A: wait, this guys a comic, too? I thought he was just a fake tough guy with his chinese FUCKING guns, another LIBSHIT FAT FUCK with trump derangement syndrome
O: for the folks who just started listening to our show, maybe just got da sirius xm in dare cars, Ill break the fourf wall here: we dont do any show prep heheheheheh
So we really don't know dis fawkin guy. But yea, the intern wrote some notes here (EROCK! WHO WROTE DEESE NOTES! FAWKIN CHICKEN SCRATCH) and he's apparently a standup comedian
A: you got to be fawkin kiddi-
J: (chewing something on mic) HE'S HORRRRRRIBLE!!!! I was hoping when he was on stage he would've done a re-enactment of R Bud. Dwyer
---room erupts in laughter----- nana smacks desk--- pushes mic away--- exaggerated laughing--- jimmy smiling and looking around room with open eyes-----
O: Patrice! why are you so quiet to-day? you know da guy?
Patrice: it's.... Its just my girl.. she texted me a video of when he opened in some middle america milwaukee bar a few years ago... you know, somewhere vos would open...and this guy FUCKING STINKS MAN!
Bobby: ... your girl? what are you, some bookie from harlem in 1987?
Patrice: shutup, stupid. don't try and project your shitty relationship problems on me just cause you got molested as a cute little 13 year old, asshole.
Bobby: listen, stupid, just bec-
O: HOLD ON HOLD ON WE GOT A SPECIAL GUEST ON THE LINE.... its our good friend.... Colin quinn!
Colin: hey guys.. i was just listening while attempting to work on my new broadway show...(room starts laughing, thinking of zingers).. hold on, stupids... I just wanted to say that....that guy you're talking about, the portly sci fi fellow, called me a ... Child.... on twitter yesterday?
just because I was congratulating norm, my former colleague on SNL hmmmmhmmm hhhmmmmhhmmmmm, on the GREAT job he did while hosting the Canadian emmys or some shit they do in Canada...
listen, I'm not a psychologists or anything, maybe this Pat guy meant to tweet this at norton? .. get it? because nortons a pedophile? he likes kids?.. nothing?
----car crash---car crash--- car crash---- car crash----
O: listen, colin... dont go anywhere....we GOTTTTA take a break guys,, we're 20 minutes over already..
J: yea i really gotta take a fuckin piss, come with me bobby? TEE HEEE?
Bobby: yea, sure thing, fuckin homo, i mean, it's not gonna shake itself
---room erupts in over the top laughter---
O: aaaand we'll be right back. it's the opie and anthony show.
O: hey guys hows everyone doin! Big show lined up today, we have the great patrice o neal in studio, along with bobby kelly
Bob: why don't I get a "great" before my name? what am i, chopped livah?
O: well you gotta be great bob, it's that simple
A: hahahahahahah (clutches hands, leans back) oooooh boy it's gonna be a live one today
O: yea ant, so i mean .....let's start off with what everyone's talkin about, you kno-
A: ahhhhh yes... patrick tomlinsoooooon, esteemed sci-fi author and appaaaaarently, jack of all trades?
O: yea, i don't even fawkin know who da guy is to be honest witcha, it's just that we covered him a couple months ago and dats all da pests are talkin about .... he's big on da twitter apparently and he got suspended or sum shit? i dont fawkin know
Jim: (looking down at phone) He did a spot at gotham a few weeks ago, im not exaggerating, he was ATROCIOUS.
A: wait, this guys a comic, too? I thought he was just a fake tough guy with his chinese FUCKING guns, another LIBSHIT FAT FUCK with trump derangement syndrome
O: for the folks who just started listening to our show, maybe just got da sirius xm in dare cars, Ill break the fourf wall here: we dont do any show prep heheheheheh
So we really don't know dis fawkin guy. But yea, the intern wrote some notes here (EROCK! WHO WROTE DEESE NOTES! FAWKIN CHICKEN SCRATCH) and he's apparently a standup comedian
A: you got to be fawkin kiddi-
J: (chewing something on mic) HE'S HORRRRRRIBLE!!!! I was hoping when he was on stage he would've done a re-enactment of R Bud. Dwyer
---room erupts in laughter----- nana smacks desk--- pushes mic away--- exaggerated laughing--- jimmy smiling and looking around room with open eyes-----
O: Patrice! why are you so quiet to-day? you know da guy?
Patrice: it's.... Its just my girl.. she texted me a video of when he opened in some middle america milwaukee bar a few years ago... you know, somewhere vos would open...and this guy FUCKING STINKS MAN!
Bobby: ... your girl? what are you, some bookie from harlem in 1987?
Patrice: shutup, stupid. don't try and project your shitty relationship problems on me just cause you got molested as a cute little 13 year old, asshole.
Bobby: listen, stupid, just bec-
O: HOLD ON HOLD ON WE GOT A SPECIAL GUEST ON THE LINE.... its our good friend.... Colin quinn!
Colin: hey guys.. i was just listening while attempting to work on my new broadway show...(room starts laughing, thinking of zingers).. hold on, stupids... I just wanted to say that....that guy you're talking about, the portly sci fi fellow, called me a ... Child.... on twitter yesterday?
just because I was congratulating norm, my former colleague on SNL hmmmmhmmm hhhmmmmhhmmmmm, on the GREAT job he did while hosting the Canadian emmys or some shit they do in Canada...
listen, I'm not a psychologists or anything, maybe this Pat guy meant to tweet this at norton? .. get it? because nortons a pedophile? he likes kids?.. nothing?
----car crash---car crash--- car crash---- car crash----
O: listen, colin... dont go anywhere....we GOTTTTA take a break guys,, we're 20 minutes over already..
J: yea i really gotta take a fuckin piss, come with me bobby? TEE HEEE?
Bobby: yea, sure thing, fuckin homo, i mean, it's not gonna shake itself
---room erupts in over the top laughter---
O: aaaand we'll be right back. it's the opie and anthony show.
