OPEN LETTER to Warren from the PFG community

[HipTuckerCumia]

Hi champ

So your mom... I know your mom is maybe going to be killed, right? But but but... but that's what Sam is kinda acting-alluding to... It's obviously a rough thing to grow up with. Is it going to be something that is ruled tit cancer and is then going to be declared a murder later? There is going to be some sort of a ... ahhh... something I guess not... ehhh... how I'm going to say this... it isn't going to... it's going to be changed what they think happened?

Yours, PFG

 

[FingerofGod]

Dear Warren, I feel bad for you so I will go one full day without calling you a Faggot. I hope your mom outlives your uncles.

 

[DMbA]

I will say this about Warren G, his millionaire uncle has no heir, if he dies his fortune goes to the closest family, and that would be Dawn Cumia

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Dear Warren,
I hope you never turn out to be your uncles.
Also, get a haircut, you look like a faggot.
Love,
@Consensual Rapist

 

[Single Action Army]

I will say this about Warren G, his millionaire uncle has no heir, if he dies his fortune goes to the closest family, and that would be Dawn Cumia

Millionaire?

Also sorry about your mom. She had a nice fat dumper in the day. If you punch Joe on camera we can be hood.

 

[Coonskin]

Grown up warren

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Dear Warren,

I don’t really mess with you too much here because you seem like a sweet albeit sheltered kid. In the past I may have referred to you as a lesbian, a faggot, or an FTM trans, but that’s ok right? I mean either of those things are cool to be nowadays in school.

In fact, if you are getting bullied just say you’re one or the other and you’ll have magic protection. Plus people will refer to you as Brave.

Now speaking of Brave, shits about to get real with Mom. She’ll be ok. Brest cancer is usually eliminated once they chop off her breasts. I know what you’re going through. Me and the entire folks at PFG/ONA and Danforo are sad those lovely milk bags are going into the bin Tuesday.

But the worst is yet to come for you young Warren. Your mom is going to become insufferable. She’s going to drag you to Walk for the cure type nonsense and promote “awareness” as if we all aren’t aware of it enough already.

She’s going to become the pink ribbon cancer lady. You might want to look into making some friends ASAP so you can get out of the house.

As for Uncle Anthony, stop letting him
naybe kiss you and introducing “egg play.”