Ooga stinks (literally and metaphorically)

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I’ve never seen someone brag so much about being a token and actually believing that they deserve constant accolades and awards.

 

[DMbA]

lmao whats that about the existent of chocolate?

 

[Stent]

Your slave name is Toby Lerone!

 

[CompoundBasement]

Congratulations on your $13 box of chocolates and impersonal card, nigger.

 

[guest]

Way to go to dispel the seemingly accurate Victorian era stereotype of the childlike, easily led African, stupid. You know who else loses their mind when I bring a big Toblerone back from an airport duty-free? My 5 year old.

 

[Niki's Bull]

Way to go to dispel the seemingly accurate Victorian era stereotype of the childlike, easily led African, stupid. You know who else loses their mind when I bring a big Toblerone back from an airport duty-free? My 5 year old.

What an incredible honour! Ooga will soon be reaching the lofty heights of someone as respected as Alan Partridge!!



I can only imagine this will be his next award:

 

[AliceWorquer]

Nice to see his publishers gave a fuck about the editing inside their card. And why is the paper all wet?

 

[CompoundBasement]

Nice to see his publishers gave a fuck about the editing inside their card. And why is the paper all wet?

Looks like they sloppily used a Glue Stick to stick those inside all of the cards for these nobodies.

It looks like the paper was also meant to be trimmed and he accidentally got two "Congratulations" in his embarrassing card.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

lmao whats that about the existent of chocolate?

I think he's saying: "The existence of chocolate implies the existence chocoearly and chocoontime"

I'd be wishing for his death right now but his dumb wordplay made him accidentally type out 'coon'.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

is he still in italy?

 

[AliceWorquer]

I think he's saying: "The existence of chocolate implies the existence chocoearly and chocoontime"

I'd be wishing for his death right now but his dumb wordplay made him accidentally type out 'coon'.

He's living his whole life on coontime

 

[PorqueDealer]

That's a valuable commodity out there, he can trade those for all sorts of carved wooden items, pieces of metal or kidnapped family members.
Maybe a bit chocolate for the last one.

 

[diabeetus]

They wrapped it in cheetah print because he's African. Racist much?

 

[guest]

is he still in italy?

I think I saw him in Rome last month, selling "beat it" 5 Euro trinkets near Via Merulana.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

I understood the racism immediately. Chocolate as in the color of his skin, truffle alluding to his giant nostrils enabling him to smell like a trained hog.
If I'm wrong, please point it out.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

What a thoughtless cheap gift. Hey Ooga, I got like 3 bags of Reese's cups left over from Halloween if you'd like them. Eat them or use them to buy the deed to your village.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Coontime is always the worst time.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I hate this grifter white hating faggot. Thanks the atheist gods USA border control sussed his ass out and threw him out.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Shit colored candy for the shit colored dandy.

That box of Toblerones probably puts him in the top 5% of the wealthy in his shit hole country.

It's so nice to wake up on a beautiful Saturday morning in a country that is 100% Ooga Booga free.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

View attachment 163367I’ve never seen someone brag so much about being a token and actually believing that they deserve constant accolades and awards.

So ChocoCPT is canon?