Ooga had a runny nose crisis

[captain_kamala]

What is this even supposed to be? An ambulance? I wonder of Africans say amberlamp like black Americans

 

[guest]

Whaa? His big, flaring nostrils have a tendency to be runny? You don't say...

 

[captain_kamala]

Gofundme for medical expenses forthcoming

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Gofundme for medical expenses forthcoming

Gotta make up for that “Visa Issues” one that came up 13k short. Jason Sanford was NOT happy with Ooga

 

[RickReternal]

“Trip I found myself taking”

Is the tortured syntax because he’s stupid, pretentious, ESL, tired because of his stuffed nose disability, or some combination of the above?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He stuck his head out of a moving car and his lips beat the shit out of him

 

[Dennis Denuto]

Gotta make up for that “Visa Issues” one that came up 13k short. Jason Sanford was NOT happy with Ooga

He can't re-enter America for like half a decade right? Why did he even start that second gofundme.

 

[NoBacon]

Lol this is what attention seeking women do.

Vague “I’m in the hospital” Welp without providing detail in the first instance.

I’d never post it anyway, even if I was dying but at least just be clear why you’re there, the only reason you wouldn’t is to sympathy farm interaction.

 

[guest]

Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki recently experienced runny nose complications that left him unable to breathe except thru his mouth. He was a nominee for his work co-editing the anthology African Nose Breathing. These runny nose issues will also prevent him from attending the 44th Afro-Breathing themed International Conference For The Fantastic In the Arts as a guest of honour or be a visiting fellow at Arizona State University.

Because of these issues, Ekpeki is crowdfunding for a new nasal drip that allows him the range of activities his burgeoning literary career demands.

Goal: $17,000 USD

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Vague Ooga!

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Too bad it wasn't a fish truck.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

 

[captain_kamala]

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Shit I hope I didn't get the ninja after he raped me

 

[CompoundBasement]

Looks like a nice place to catch ebola. What the fuck is this? Blood from previous rides they don't bother cleaning?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He can't re-enter America for like half a decade right? Why did he even start that second gofundme.

Even people like Uncle Paul were a bit cautious (but wouldn’t fully commit) to his very vague “give me 17k for my Visa issues” and very little information of where the money was going. It was I think his 3rd GFM in less than 2 years and the cat ladies were tapped out of money.

 

[captain_kamala]

GFM gofundme is an anagram for FGM female genital mutilation

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

He can't re-enter America for like half a decade right? Why did he even start that second gofundme.

They gave him a warning, so on the books he is only unable to re-enter until 2024. In actuality, one would think his behavior will raise red-flags for any future visas he applies for and every time he tries to cross the border.

 

[Steve Ramone]

If the next news I hear about him isn't a coffin dance video I'm going to be disappointed.

 

[captain_kamala]

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Did he chip another fingernail?