I read this entire thing in Nick Mullen’s African Guy voice and it took the edge off of how incredibly self-involved and narcissistic this man is.
Killing yourself is not PFG (knowwhatimean) If you or someone you care about may be at risk of suicide, call or text the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline, a free 24/7 service that offers support, information, and local resources: 988. Serious Calls only.