Africans are not medically evolved to accept the nurtition of European cuisine. They need a strict diet of cats and dirt cookies.
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Ooga Death Watch?
- Thread starter iBangedQuasi
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190 over 115 is fucking crazy.
Ooga update
No medical bills Go Fund Me launched…yet
No medical bills Go Fund Me launched…yet
Not that bad- just extremely high blood pressure and a little tachycardia.
This song is a
Poem to myself
It helps me to live
In case of fire
Break the glass and
Move on into your own
Your own
Get angry and stay angry, my friend.
That top number isn't good but that bottom is BAD. Pulse has also remained high but that just might be because of the conniption he's having about the new possible grifts he can pull.
Go get some Lisinopril, Oogie Boogie.
It's one of you deep undercover as Trevor isn't it?
Healthcare is free in the UK especially if you're a black from a former colony
Even if he can't get free gibs, Lisinopril is dirt cheap. He could probably get it over the counter at his local witch doctor/RiteAid.
But the cat ladies in America don’t know that…
A RITE AID?!?!?!
I wonder if Patrick will use this as a chance to flex his expertise with high blood pressure, or if he'll keep quiet because he knows it's caused by being a bloated, sodium rich pig.
He might have to go back home to get some poached rhino horn to cure it
These pictures aren't from a fucking doctor's office. He's just fucking around with a drug store BP monitor?
Apparently I have corpse level low blood pressure from being anorexic and on antipsychotics but it's never bothered me. I've been sent to the er from the Dr's office many times I just get hooked up to an iv and eat a shitty sandwich with cranberry juice and chill
Yes I am too fat to be anorexic now but I used to be ok
Yes I am too fat to be anorexic now but I used to be ok
Me too, mine will be like 90/60 and they’re like “do you feel ok”?
He should eat more salt. It's good for ya, pops.