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Well like Overdue Heart Attack said, his family and the liTTle baby police infanTs know they can'T conTrol him.If the police actually got involved, they would have 100% told him to stop replying to these
I can't stress enough how many of us fuck with you Pat while we are shitting. Shinkle-bout it.don’t worry fellow felony texters. If one of us gets sent to prison there will be dozens more to carry on the fight.
Murderer 1: “hey fresh meat, what are you in for?”
Atalker “ sending stupid text messages to a fat sci fi writer while I was pooping”
It would never even get that far. There's not a person that texted him that would get more than a "knock it off" from the cops.Tell him it’s a $50 fine at most. Seriously though the cops would say “did you change your number?”. That’s it.
But really, who is the victim here? A guy who gets funny jokes texted to him all day or the long suffering redditor who has to read his repetitive nonsense?Every stalking case is enhanced by the alleged victim rigorously replying to all text messages. The police will be grateful for this diligence.
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