Only people who haven't scrambled their children and turned them into medical waste can post in this thread.

[Professor Rape]

50 push ups each morning

 

[Nigger John]

I’ve never had a family

 

[Turk February]

I wear condoms when not fucking someone over 50. I haven't bought condoms in many years. Jesus Christ what is wrong with me and my preferences

 

[Professor Rape]

I wear condoms when not fucking someone over 50. I haven't bought condoms in many years. Jesus Christ what is wrong with me and my preferences

Dude I'm so afraid of getting someone over 50 pregnant and she has a retard baby

That's my fear and would be my luck

 

[Turk February]

Dude I'm so afraid of getting someone over 50 pregnant and she has a retard baby

That's my fear and would be my luck

I actually wanted to at one point. Like we had been through so much. And we were both teachers. And it was just not viable. We'd need a surrogate.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Hey @NoBacon stay out baby murderer

 

[Professor Rape]

I actually wanted to at one point. Like we had been through so much. And we were both teachers. And it was just not viable. We'd need a surrogate.

Youre constantly talking about your ex.

 

[Turk February]

Youre constantly talking about your ex.

No, you do.

 

[Professor Rape]

No, you do.

Nuh uh

 

[Turk February]

Nuh uh

You can't even have a sex and pee into a ladies butt

 

[Professor Rape]

You can't even have a sex and pee into a ladies butt

Id love to pee on a lady

Not because it's sexual, just to degrade and humiliate her

 

[Turk February]

Id love to pee on a lady

Not because it's sexual, just to degrade and humiliate her

I've done it but only in the shower. Did nothing for me.

 

[Professor Rape]

I've done it but only in the shower. Did nothing for me.

Yes it did

You're sick!

 

[PickleRickle]

What if you made an ex take Plan B close to 10 times? And now she has a retarded kid with someone else?

 

[Professor Rape]

What if you made an ex take Plan B close to 10 times? And now she has a retarded kid with someone else?

Plan B is preventative, nothing wrong with that

 

[BrotherMan1488]

I eat elk penises with egg whites, child

 

[Child..]

I actually wanted to at one point. Like we had been through so much. And we were both teachers. And it was just not viable. We'd need a surrogate.

lol

 

[Child..]

Turk and his granny gf adopting some Transylvannian orphan hilarious imagery.

 

[chiquita banana]

He is reformed now so it's not like he's going to do it again. He was just being honest about his past ignorance. He will still have to take the bad karma for that though. Anyway go stick your t----- up a ladies a--, like that's so much better!

 

[Professor Rape]

He is reformed now so it's not like he's going to do it again. He was just being honest about his past ignorance. He will still have to take the bad karma for that though. Anyway go stick your t----- up a ladies a--, like that's so much better!

I was horny when I wrote that, I don't really want to now.