Only getting better with age, child.

[DrSteveCarlisi]

#blubandblubber

 

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[ChildlessHambino]

Nice neck blubber you fat thumb looking mother fucker

 

[DanFielding]

At the rate he’s going we’re two years from Nikki having to sleep on the couch because his fat ass takes up the entire bed.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Reminder the back of head is flat too.

 

[ChildlessHambino]

 

[Easily_Remembered]

It's hard to believe that's the same person.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

It's hard to believe that's the same person.

Do we have a date for the first picture? Even if they're a decade apart that transformation is startling.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Do we have a date for the first picture? Even if they're a decade apart that transformation is startling.

I know that he looked roughly the same in his 2016 "infiltrating the GOP" picture, so I would estimate this picture around 2015-2017. It's almost as though a certain incident or occurrence really triggered the stress eating.

 

[DominusOdium]

Hell with sending him to Ukraine to fight, send him there to feed the population.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

 

[NoBacon]

 

[Meownaw]

He looks like a faggot still in the first photo but I would never use the word repulsive to describe it. The second photo on the other trotter...

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

He looks like a faggot still in the first photo

Ya think?

 

[Meownaw]

Ya think?

I change my statement to he looks and is a flaming homosexual.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

The Bicurious Case of Benjamin Glutton

 

[Titsucks]

Whatever they call the male version of the wall this is it

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Only getting fatter with age, child.

 

[JewishNigger]

Nice neck blubber you fat thumb looking mother fucker

Is this a midwestern thing, getting so fucking fat your entire neck and head starts to resemble a big fat thumb? I ask because I saw this before with another Midwesterner I knew, where they seemed to drink a lot, and the neck and head kind of dissolved into a fleshy hood silhouette colored like peachy skin that was only defined in any way by a goatee connected to a mustache. With the absence of facial hair, the person's head would have looked like a thumb with eyes photoshopped on it. I see Patso going under this exact same transformation currently.

I've seen rednecks drink shitloads for decades and never undergo that type of transformation. Mexicans seem to just shrink into midgets. Russians/Slavs shrink into massive torso barrels with tiny legs and arms. But this phenomenon where your fucking head and neck is getting so fucking fat they're fusing together seems to be exclusive to alcoholic cheese head Wisconsinites.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Ya think?

Those fucking eyes are so far apart