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Only faggots dislike this movie

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I'd give that title to Armageddon.
That’s not a bad candidate but in Independence Day they fucking plugged their apple laptop into an Alien spaceship that just traveled across the galaxy and infected it with a virus. I mean come on.
 

Stent

outcomes, not intent - mod wisdom
That’s not a bad candidate but in Independence Day they fucking plugged their apple laptop into an Alien spaceship that just traveled across the galaxy and infected it with a virus. I mean come on.
A lot of dumb shit in both movies but I give Independence Day a slight edge for at least being a bit more light-hearted. Armageddon tried to be dramatic.
 

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What did you think today was going to be?
A lot of dumb shit in both movies but I give Independence Day a slight edge for at least being a bit more light-hearted. Armageddon tried to be dramatic.
I remember bursting out laughing when Affleck is crying out "I love you" to Bruce Willis at the end. Faggot, you're going back to earth to bang peak Liv Tyler and now you don't have a father-in-law to worry about. What are you crying about
 

Stent

outcomes, not intent - mod wisdom
I remember bursting out laughing when Affleck is crying out "I love you" to Bruce Willis at the end. Faggot, you're going back to earth to bang peak Liv Tyler and now you don't have a father-in-law to worry about. What are you crying about
I think I know why. Bunch of hard working oil drillers who also play hard...

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Probably a lot of homosexual undertones in that movie.
 

McGowan6

What did you think today was going to be?
I think I know why. Bunch of hard working oil drillers who also play hard...

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Probably a lot of homosexual undertones in that movie.
Not to mention the leap in logic. What would be more difficult? To train a bunch of astronauts to drill a hole in the ground or to teach a bunch of roughnecks how to be astronauts? Bear in mind time is of the essence as there's a fucking meteor hurtling towards earth.
 

Stent

outcomes, not intent - mod wisdom
Not to mention the leap in logic. What would be more difficult? To train a bunch of astronauts to drill a hole in the ground or to teach a bunch of roughnecks how to be astronauts? Bear in mind time is of the essence as there's a fucking meteor hurtling towards earth.
Old Micheal Bay movies like that are almost innocently naive. Throw some dumb shit on the screen with enough explosions and you've got a blockbuster.
 
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