One time I went to rehab for coke…

[Sue Lightning]

And get this. No joke, this actually happened, not making this up

This black kid looks at me. And he goes…

“Was you puttin dat shit on cheeseburgers?!”

For real. He actually said this. Pretty crazy if you ask me.

 

[DMAN]

Crystal meth is a great drug if you want to walk to St Louis one weekend!!!!! I got a hundred fifty dozen grand in my back pocket. I got two hundred fifty thousand dollas in my hand. I go to the bookie. I go to my dealer. I says, I said... Jew broad fights draculas!!!!

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Rehab? Just do more coke.

 

[lowend73]

And get this. No joke, this actually happened, not making this up

This black kid looks at me. And he goes…

“Was you puttin dat shit on cheeseburgers?!”

For real. He actually said this. Pretty crazy if you ask me.

I once wore a pig costume and was driving down the 101. Stopped at a light and took a bump. Driver next to me must have thought "what the hell, a guy in a pig costume is snorting coke"

 

[JebJoh]

USA IN DISTRESS
@JosephCumia
TO EVERYONE:
Anthony Cumia is FINISHED with Twitter. All accounts here using his name or likeness are absolutely BOGUS. Period.
They’ll all be shut down in due time. That’s it. Do yourselves a favor. Stop using this shitbag site and #FuckTwitter
4:20 AM · Aug 29, 2018

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I do love Artie but I was listening to Hoo Hoo the other day and Artie did the “my girlfriend and I broke up over religious differences. She didn’t believe I was God” joke he made 100 times on AA Show. I think it was like 2007. Whenever he broke up with Dana.

 

[Single Action Army]

I told my father I had a million followers!

 

[Zeroman]

It felt like a zipper.

 

[1073waaf]

That’s like the time I fell asleep when Kathy Griffin was on the Stern show…

 

[UnPRePared]

Artie loves pancakes

Washes down with chocolate shakes

Need to lose some goddamn weight

Artie loves paaaaannncccasakkkeeeeessss

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

That’s like the time I fell asleep when Kathy Griffin was on the Stern show…

To be fair she is really fucking boring and annoying.

 

[lowend73]

To be fair she is really fucking boring and annoying.

Lisa G and her could be sisters

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Lisa G and her could be sisters

I didn’t mind Lisa G but I wouldn’t call her interesting. The fact she did that goofy celebrity role call with Dre and thought she was certified hood famous was her funniest moment.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

some guys had a best man at their wedding. Now Ray Rice, get this, have you seen this have you heard about this.....had a CUTMAN at his wedding.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I do love Artie but I was listening to Hoo Hoo the other day and Artie did the “my girlfriend and I broke up over religious differences. She didn’t believe I was God” joke he made 100 times on AA Show. I think it was like 2007. Whenever he broke up with Dana.

I love him too but the man hasn’t had any new experiences since 2006. ENOUGH ABOUT THE COKE ON THE CHEESEBURGERS!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I love him too but the man hasn’t had any new experiences since 2006. ENOUGH ABOUT THE COKE ON THE CHEESEBURGERS!

AQP had arguably the best run of a podcast besides early MLC.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

AQP had arguably the best run of a podcast besides early MLC.

Bocchetti and Bosco episodes are must-listen

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Bocchetti and Bosco episodes are must-listen

Bosch is like the wop version of Eric the Midget.

 

[Single Action Army]

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