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That's longer than a fucking short story. What publication puts out articles of that length about anything? Of course that didn't tip him off though and he continued spilling all his secrets to Mr Munoz. God is he a fucking idiot.
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One of the funniest aspects of the Josiah tapes was that pig thought he was going to have a 10,000 word article written about him
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Wrong in every detail, stlaker. It was 8500 words. Enjoy prison, child.
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"See the problem with that Sweetie is that we've already figured that out..."
I love too that he's basically admitting he couldn't figure out Josiah was a fake on his own, it took somebody else saying "Pat, you're a fucking idiot, that person is obviously a troll."
I love too that he's basically admitting he couldn't figure out Josiah was a fake on his own, it took somebody else saying "Pat, you're a fucking idiot, that person is obviously a troll."
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What makes it more stupid is that Fatrick specifically word-counts while writing, something no serious writer aims for
So he should have noticed something was off with that number while a layperson would think, 8000 seems kinda high
but possibly ole delusions of grandeur really did know how big it was and thought it was a fine amount of words to be written about his heft
So he should have noticed something was off with that number while a layperson would think, 8000 seems kinda high
but possibly ole delusions of grandeur really did know how big it was and thought it was a fine amount of words to be written about his heft
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What's hilarious is that he'll be suspicious of any email contact for the rest of his life.
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It would be longer than a fucking Time Person of the Year article.
I've seen people throw the term "Bobo tier retard" around a couple times, but it's a 100% accurate, one-to-one analogy when it comes to Patrick and his perchance for getting tricked by redditors.
I've seen people throw the term "Bobo tier retard" around a couple times, but it's a 100% accurate, one-to-one analogy when it comes to Patrick and his perchance for getting tricked by redditors.
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J: Just to let you know that. And just to give you a little bit of background.. I know we talked about this over email, but I played our interview from last time during our morning meeting, the morning after. It definitely generated a lot of interest. I don't think a lot of people were fully aware what was going on with this community. There's definitely a huge interest in this story, and possibly more than one part.
You asked how long it's going to be. It's looking to be about 8500 words as a gross estimate.
P: Holy shit. Ok, that's a lot. I was thinking something like 1200
J: Well there's a lot of things that we want to touch on there.
P: That's been one of my points of frustration with this. I've submitted around trying to get some interest in this. I've written for the New York Times. I have some by-lines of my own. Try telling 3 years worth of daily terrorism in 800 words, or 1200 words. Like there's just no way for me to explain what's been happening in that short of a span. Yeah. 8500 words is better.
What a gullible fat idiot.
Bear in mind, the average word count for Time Magazine's Person of the Year article is around 2500 words, which roughly works out to 10 pages of print.
Fat thought that a magazine was going to write an article about him more than three times the length of the ones celebrating globally-recognised presidents, philanthropists and captains of industry. His stupidity is matched only by his narcissism.
And let's not forget that he didn't question that information or even google Josiah for weeks after he was told that. Fucking retard.
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It surprises me that he hasn't tried to write about this himself because "MY harrowing 5 year tale with cyberstalkers" is better clickbait than "SCI-FI AUTHOR YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF's harrowing tale with cyberstalkers." Or maybe he has and those unpaid credits for editorials in the hill and 9 failed novels didn't make the cut lol. Still, at least tease us on your blog website, pat.
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How many friends or family ( using those terms rather loosely ) do you think he told? No doubt he was bragging about that for weeks and telling everyone to keep a watch for the article. Then nothing.. Think he went back corrected the record to everyone he was had? Poor 
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I think he did Google Josiah, but Josiah told him that he keeps a low profile and has no online presence because he's like the Seal Team Six of journalism.
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He was at Hooligans for most of those interviews, including his spergout during episode 5. Must be pretty embarrassing for the Pigman after all that.How many friends of family ( using those terms rather loosely ) do you think he told? No doubt he was bragging about that for weeks and telling everyone to keep a watch for the article. Then nothing.. Think he went back corrected the record to everyone he was had? Poor
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Thats not a bug, thats a feature. fattrick is LAZY. Look at Tiny Tim. If anything he ended that draft because of us. Because of the constant humiliating reminders and laughter. He should tip Quasi at the new hearing.
He is lazy and afraid of action for fear of his utter lack of talent to be in display. When he has to do it, things like the pro-se document happens. Haven't you consider that, for a "Stand-up Comedian" the fearpasta is the unfunniest comeback anyone can think of? Any real up and coming comedian would use the monkey and diaper SMS at his advantage, embarrass them with his wit and display it on twitter for more exposures and likes. He has wasted that potential gold mine.
If anything, Boomia, Patty and all other twitter guys have been playing fattrick's game allowing him to define himself on his own terms. He is not a SciFi writer, (an aficionado at best), he is not a comedian. He is an insurance salesman
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I remember looking into this at the time. I had no idea what an average article word count was. Turns out this would be nearly 20 pages for an author to write a novel. Pat is as dumb as he is fat.
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It's doubly funny because he's a published author and 8,500 words raised no red flags in his smooth, swine brain
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I think on top of his laziness and fear at his lack of talent is that he has an artistic bent that only a talentless narcissist could have where he wants things to be made about him. In this case articles and media coverage, but he would have flattering paintings made of himself if he wasn't so poor.
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It wasn't going to be a magazine article though. Wasn't it just an online Huffington post article?
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It's almost like he knows absolutely nothing about the craft of writing, the business of writing, or even what readers would want in a written piece. Nobody wants 8500 words about a bloated, self-obsessed Midwestern oaf. Well, only one person--the oaf in question.
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