One of my favourite Pat texts

[Dennis Denuto]

Just found this in an old folder

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Nice literally yelling at the sky stupid

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

Fat man*

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

I can’t remember whether it was the Lizard King or the Pokémon texts that KF hated but they both still make me chuckle when they randomly cross my mind.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Do you have the one where someone only texted 'hi' and he called them mentally ill and threatened prison time?

 

[FamilyDollar]

I have this Space one saved in my phone and it gets me every fucking time.

 

[Suetonius]

I can’t remember whether it was the Lizard King or the Pokémon texts that KF hated but they both still make me chuckle when they randomly cross my mind.

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No, stlaker. The cucking really wasn’t effective. I only wrote a long blog post about how it made me want to die. And lost my wife and kid because of it. And threatened to kill him and my family over it. And to this day threaten to piss on his grave. Totally fine, nothing to see here

 

[Mitch Weaver]

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I have this Space one saved in my phone and it gets me every fucking time.

Mel bless Thomas Apostle

 

[Will Tate]

I can’t remember whether it was the Lizard King or the Pokémon texts that KF hated but they both still make me chuckle when they randomly cross my mind.

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I still have a bunch of those. The only reason I can think of why Jerry Jen is named Pena is I was probably really fucked up that night.

 

[Honey Badger]

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I have this Space one saved in my phone and it gets me every fucking time.

The garlic butter saw texts were my favorite. I hope a new Redditor continues that bit

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Do you have the one where someone only texted 'hi' and he called them mentally ill and threatened prison time?

That's my favorite one!

 

[HotDogJoe]

Trying to get the last word to a picture of clouds...And he has the gall to call us mentally ill.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I only just noticed that the first text childed him and he still replied earnestly. Neither of us read the whole thing.

Love these too:

 

[Dennis Denuto]

I only just noticed that the first text childed him and he still replied earnestly. Neither of us read the whole thing.

that's because in the first text it said the booking was made for someone named "child"

 

[RaggotFetard]

The texts to Pat are my absolute favorite part of the forums. God bless you brothermen that provide these.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

The texts to Pat are my absolute favorite part of the forums. God bless you brothermen that provide these.

You mean the brothermen who harvest these from Reddit.