ONA WWYD

[Brooke Shields]

You're away for business, you decide to go to a dollar general for dinner, you don't question why you do this.
You see a deal, "Buy 2 ritos items, get 2 free" it's printed on official looking markers, as well as shitty printer paper specifying what items count. There's a ton of them, it's extremely eye-catching. (ritos items are fritos, cheetos, doritos, the dips.)

"WHAT A DEAL!" You stoically think, you carefully choose the items that are specifically mentioned on the paper and markers. You do not question why you are doing this.
You take it up to the register with your other items. UH OH, the total is WAY too high. Specifically the amount higher as if there wasn't a 4-for-2 deal. Those fucking dips are 3.50 each it's a rip off you'd never buy them normally!


So here you are, can you change the outcome of your night?
Are you a pussy? Do you bring it up to the cashier? Do you expect them to be able to do anything about it? Do you think they're even capable? Is attempting to fix this any further even worth the $7 effort? Are you even capable of getting the deal out of principle?

Well OnA users, what would you do?

 

[H0meRunCumia]

@Mustard comment?

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

I open the container and shove the dip in my ass while maintaining eye contact with the cashier and then leave without paying.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I open the container and shove the dip in my ass while maintaining eye contact with the cashier and then leave without paying.

My mom and I once accidentally walked out of DG with $24 worth of Dr. Pepper bottles. She caught the mistake and went back in and demanded they scan the items. That still makes me mad. What a cuck. I hate women.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

WWAWD WWYD?

 

[DMAN]

Just take a picture of the sign and show them. Are you really afraid of flexing on a minimum wage cashier? Lol

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Make them fix it. I don’t care how much money it is, no fucking store is stealing from me.

Edit: nice serious answer, stupid

 

[Brooke Shields]

Just take a picture of the sign and show them. Are you really afraid of flexing on a minimum wage cashier? Lol

Makes them fix it. I don’t care how much money it is, no fucking store is stealing from me.

It's DG, so the question becomes - do you think they are capable?

In my case, it was a 4'8 sixteenthroon, who once I mentioned the 4 for 2 sign(which they had dozens of) mentioned the monitor said I was getting some 50c off for my tuna shit.

At that point I can assume this all is a scam and she's in on it OR she's too retarded to help OR she simply doesn't care and won't help(most likely) so I can either put the items back like I can't afford it or buy them and pig out like I intended.
The minutes are ticking away for me to drink alone in a hotel room.

 

[DMAN]

so I can either put the items back like I can't afford it or buy them and pig out like I intended.

No, you make her put them back for not just marking down the shit.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I think I would rob the clerk as I am buying dinner from a dollar store and unable to do arithmetic, so apparently I have turned into a nigger

 

[Brooke Shields]

this thread is getting mean

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

If I wanted diarrhea so badly then I would just pay for the dips.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'd scream "why are you doing this to me", throw something heavy through the window and sit on the ground indian style until the cops came and then I'd reach for their guns until they killed me.

 

[We Have Everything]

You always have food based dilemmas... @Brooke Shields are you, by anychance...FAT? I think so, lol.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

sit on the ground indian style

Criss cross applesauce

 

[Brooke Shields]

You always have food based dilemmas... @Brooke Shields are you, by anychance...FAT? I think so, lol.

State your height/weight, I guarantee I'm more malnourished looking than you.

My secret is food intolerances to everything and shitting it out before it stores in me

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Criss cross applesauce

I usually say it that way because it rhymes and is fun to say but I specifically didn't this time because last time I did somebody called me a faggot for it. ME. ABE VIGODA. A FAGGOT.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I usually say it that way because it rhymes and is fun to say but I specifically didn't this time because last time I did somebody called me a faggot for it. ME. ABE VIGODA. A FAGGOT.

Why were them indians always sitting around on the prairie all day anyway

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why were them indians always sitting around on the prairie all day anyway

Because they huff gasoline and metallic spray paint.

 

[Gay-Face]

You always have food based dilemmas... @Brooke Shields are you, by anychance...FAT? I think so, lol.