OnA Traffic Report

[guest]

Gooooooood evening out there!

Coming to you live it looks like we are COMPLETELY JAMMED...yeehhhaaa!! We're moving slow today folks looking at about 2 hours for 4 miles! These brown folks I'll tell ya seem to be just flooding our streets!!

WWAWD traffic? Sometimes I like it on the way in when ...well I'm late better smoke a joint...but on the way home fawwwkin broodal! I'm trying to get home to eat fruit and watch lost!

 

[aRTie02150]

Some chick just WOWed me and it's not even Wednesday. Wait? Is that a midget driving a Pontiac? Ha! Midget sighting!


God I'm a loser.

 

[1073waaf]

Some chick just WOWed me and it's not even Wednesday. Wait? Is that a midget driving a Pontiac? Ha! Midget sighting!


God I'm a loser.

Hope you’re having a couple of road sodas, brotherman. YAAAAAAH!

 

[Stent]

I like to leave as late as possible for my 3 hour job of sitting and talking because I'm still drunk. Luckily someone is paid to drive me. None of this would be a problem if it wasn't for those assholes in traffic.