Old Testament Sex God was going to break up with Niki

[guest]

Apparently Torque and Niki were gonna split 10 years ago after one last fuck. Instead they got married 5 years later. The theories are correct, he only even fucked Ade and Niki and he married both of them. Imagine being 42 years old and having a body count of 2. Complete loser. Fat too.


[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1557174282417045504[/URL]

 

[Kurt_Love]

He's a flaming homo. He's not going to be fucking any more chicks than he has to. He's efficient.

 

[guest]

A 42 year old man broadcasting things like this about his wife is pathetic

 

[The Greaseman]

It probably didn't happen like that. Rick likes to tell tall tales.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

You can tell the popular guys in his high school really went after him for being a virgin.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Nikki had a moment of clarity about sticking with a deadbeat father piece of shti that had just ditched his only offspring... but then she went back to being a retard

 

[The Greaseman]

You can tell the popular guys in his high school really went after him for being a virgin.

If his parents had put him in the special ed classes like they should have a lot of this might have been avoided.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

If his parents had put him in the special ed classes like they should have a lot of this might have been avoided.

If they had only done the right thing and put him in a sack with a brick and dropped him off of a bridge.

But then where would we be?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

This is already well established Rick lore, child. However, it has yet to be confirmed if this is true for torque. Don’t let your delusions get ahead of you, stlaker. (Please steal that last line, Rick).

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

He's a flaming homo. He's not going to be fucking any more chicks than he has to. He's efficient.

Seems more likely to me all the time. He fakes being a cooz hound because being gay doesn't mesh with his manly man persona and it's VERY IMPORTANT that everyone knows that Patrick Tomlinson fucks chix after riding his motorcycle home from bar fights. He shot out his daughter by thinking about young Luke Skywalker naked.

We should really help him acknowledge this

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

He thinks he is Hank Moody from Californication.

 

[captain_kamala]

i hate thinking about ugly people sex

 

[Stent]

Pat thinks he's talking to the real Karl Malone. His second better wife is a big fan. Pat sees an equal.

 

[A House Nigger]

You know how most people

i hate thinking about ugly people sex

Why? You’ve done it

 

[guest]

More lies. It contradicts his well-established unbalanced, emotional behavior. Here's what's more likely. Niki was going to dump him because he was an annoying faggot. He appealed to her own mental and emotional instability, probably with threats of suicide. Unlike Adrienne, who now had something more important to live for, Niki caved. Because, like Richard, she deeply feared that no one else would want to be with her. She has been beaten down through years of manipulation, gaslighting, and God knows what other kinds of abuse. This is reflected through her almost complete public silence, her poor hygiene and dress, and worsening alcoholism. As detestable as she may be, she's also one of his innumerable victims.

Or she's a cunt munching dyke married to a retarded faggot.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Post his tweet. I'm blocked.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Apparently Torque and Niki were gonna split 10 years ago after one last fuck. Instead they got married 5 years later. The theories are correct, he only even fucked Ade and Niki and he married both of them. Imagine being 42 years old and having a body count of 2. Complete loser. Fat too.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1557174282417045504

I know a couple guys who have a body count of 1 because they married young. They also have big families that they didn’t abandon, don’t live in shithole duplexes, and can pay their debts, so they’re better men by far.

 

[Stent]

Pat fucks with skill and experience. It must be true since he's never lied about anything else in his life. And who doesn't refer to their sex life like a minimum wage job ad?

 

[FurBurger]

Post his tweet. I'm blocked.

It's pretty dull (like the rest of his output):

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Who the fuck posts stuff like this online? What 42 year old man thinks he NEEDS to say this for everyone to see? Oh right, he’s retarded.