John Doe 5 and 7
"None of them will say anything to me in person because they're scared of me. I'm 6 ft and 250 lbs of pure muscle"
No no no, wrong as always child. I did not abandon Annabelle. Adrienne tricked me into signing my rights away three times.
No, Jon did not steal Adrienne from me. That's just one of the lies she tells herself to this day.
Yes, I earn six figures a year through my writing. I'm not loying, child."
"We're actually in talks to turn one of my books into a show. With someone bigger than Netflix"
"So I just get a $5k check from my mother-in-law and you'll get me my twitter account and verification checkmark back? And the atalkers will stop calling me fat online?"