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Feeling very weird and ambivalent all of a sudden
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Okay we’re bullying a retard
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They did, with a bunch of gay additions that everyone hates.
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Also return of the Jedi is considered the worst of the first 3, especially due to the stupid Ewoks that really made it clear the movie was meant for children even though Pat clsims the Ewoks were “badasses” or some nonsense. I don’t understand how Star Wars fans think these movies / tv shows are made for smart intellectuals yet one of the movies features the character Jar Jar Binks which was created just to sell toys to children.
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He was 100% known as the "Gay Virgin", it was a huge tell when he vandalized his own property with a dry erase marker, took a picture for twitter, and wiped it off.
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I dunno, I think one of those Ewoks was like a voodoo cannibal doctor if I remember correctly, which I don’t since I’m not gay.
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Most adults enjoy Star Wars primarily because of nostalgia. Viewing the movies reminds them of a simpler time in their lives, when they younger, happier, and had their whole lives ahead of them. Star Wars, like The Hobbit, mixes The Heroes Journey archetype with faerie tales to create a comforting story that takes the hero myths like Gilgamesh and The Iliad and puts them in genre dressing, lending them a timeless feel.
Not Patrick, however. He watches Star Wars because he thinks that it's "real" science fiction.
Not Patrick, however. He watches Star Wars because he thinks that it's "real" science fiction.
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Remember, Patrick had sex with THREE women in high school
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I always thought Star Wars was stupid. Luke is a crybaby who doesn't come across as heroic.
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So so so so so....to recap. Born April 1980. Lost his v card March 1997. By May/June 1998 he pumped those numbers up from 1 to 3. Is this right?
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According to Pat science fiction has to be set in space and nowhere else.
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Pat makes me embarrassed to like SW and all bugman shit.
Also none of that happened btw. It sounds like bad TV writing. We all know he didn’t lose his virginity until he met Ade, unless he raped a girl with downs he met in problem solving class.
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Ughhhhhh... and she married him anyway? OK, that's it. Fuck you, Adrienne.
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"You are not entitled to an explanation for any of my many inconsistent claims, stlakers, but let me instead correct the record about my coital history from the 90s"
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Imagine getting all horned up after star wars movies. Its like retard viagra for him.
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You know nothing about me! Even though (assuming I sleep an average of 8 hours a night) I tweet 3.29 times an hour. Every hour. Every day. For 12 GOD DAMN YEARS!
Edit: Yes those numbers are truthful and accurate. I have a calculator on my phone.
Edit2: @SFWA liaison has made a fool out of me once again. These numbers are not truthful or accurate. I'm stupid. Go read what he said. Don't look at me.
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I took my high school GF to see Revenge of the Sith my senior year. We went back to my house and fooled around. Not because we got horny watching pew pew, but because we were teenagers with hormones pulsing through our veins and I wanted to get my dick sucked.
I think if Rick even grazed a breast, he’d cum in his pants. I’m talking about a chicken breast cause he’s fat.
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Wait up, hold the phone here - you're telling me that jacked-up, fast-car-driving, frat-boy looking marathon runner guy is into Star Wars??? I refuse to believe someone like that is into anything geeky.