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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Proceeds to not explain what the fuck he is talking about.

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SFWA liaison

Heidi Hildeman customer
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Fatrick-types love to make vague posts like this because they're immune to anyone pointing out they're retarded, since they can hide behind "that's not what I was saying, child" and refuse to elaborate because it's "not their job to educate you"

reminder he genuinely calls himself an "activist" yet only ever engages with people that already are libtards like him
 

FamilyDollar

Welcome to our establishment
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His cutesy "it's a long story" shit means there's an incoming 20 tweet explanation of the Kaliningrad wikipedia page.
New bit idea - I wonder if you could call Pat a fat Faggot with bitch tits through Wikipedia when you know he’s doing research. The Kaliningrad page is probably locked but with enough warning you could definitely throw some Pat lore references on the page.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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New bit idea - I wonder if you could call Pat a fat Faggot with bitch tits through Wikipedia when you know he’s doing research. The Kaliningrad page is probably locked but with enough warning you could definitely throw some Pat lore references on the page.
Sounds like the kind of shens the Reddit guys get up to but that Quasi would never want us getting involved in.
 

Cyberatorquer

Five Sink Gangster Cribs
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Chickenhawk Fatrick makes a claim on Kaliningrad? I recently had the pleasure of introducing people to him but missed to mention his fartcouch neo-conservatism.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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It really baffles me, all of it, the General Fatton stuff. Why and how does warmongering help him feel like more of a man? How does he feel entitled to talk about any of this shit with authority when he’s never served and doesn’t have any kind of formal education in even military history? God he’s so fucking overweight and that just makes it all worse.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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It really baffles me, all of it, the General Fatton stuff. Why and how does warmongering help him feel like more of a man? How does he feel entitled to talk about any of this shit with authority when he’s never served and doesn’t have any kind of formal education in even military history? God he’s so fucking overweight and that just makes it all worse.
People raised so far removed from military conflict fucking LOVE to agitate for armies to take up arms against one another. I’d personally pay for him to get a one-way ticket to Ukraine.
 
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