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Hey, Abe you know what? I think I’ve had enough of your high hat bullshit!I demand to be flown in from Canada.
I'd also like a hotel room for three nights and a flight back. I have some people in New York I need to haunt.Hey, Abe you know what? I think I’ve had enough of your high hat bullshit!
Ok, I shouldn’t have said that. I’m sorry I did that.
Abe, I stock shelves for a ‘living’ (no offense). I’m not made of money.I'd also like a hotel room for three nights and a flight back. I have some people in New York I need to haunt.
That's why we need you there. If you go I will ^_^Why do you want so badly to meet up? There's three reasons for strange men on the internet to meet up - friendship, fighting, or fucking. You guys have none of the three, so what is it?
I can imagine you two just sitting there awkwardly, "oh he's wearing a stupid jacket I can't wait to tell off-topic what a stupid jacket he was wearing".
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October 6. All tolls paid, all brothamen in the tri state are welcome. CQ has got the tab.
Again, @Phish sans any photo I accept a permanent ban.
Sounds BAAAAAD!I think you guys should go to the Capital Grille, with Adam Libby as the evening’s guest chef.
You like Sicilian pizza?I have vacation from the 14th to the 25th. With only the 15th with set In stone plans. Doing anything then
You’ll be there regardless. It’ll be Off Topic’s best bit since the bovine’s stolen valor.That's why we need you there. If you go I will ^_^
does it include scat active/passive?In call is $350/hr, outcall is $500.
It’s not just CHH. All brothamen are welcome.Why do you want so badly to meet up? There's three reasons for strange men on the internet to meet up - friendship, fighting, or fucking. You guys have none of the three, so what is it?
I can imagine you two just sitting there awkwardly, "oh he's wearing a stupid jacket I can't wait to tell off-topic what a stupid jacket he was wearing".
So are you in or out?This is the 5th time you have made this thread
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