Oh my god Fatrick reads the entirety of every text sent to him

[Brooke Shields]

he's fucking retarded.

For awhile i thought his seemingly copy/paste cookie cutter responses meant he'd just send them and trot away to his fartcouch

But he's pants-shitting enough to read each one, to eventually get mad enough to respond, and responds in regards to whatever slop he read.

This man is a lunatic.




Sorry for this misleading title making one think I might've texted him, I don't want my phone to catch FAT

 

[guest]

I don't know if that's really the case. One of those reddit guys listed a bunch of "facts" one time that included true facts like Rick is fat and the sky is blue and Rick said they were all lies.

 

[guest]

You can tell by the timestamps. When he was sent that "oh you were finished? Then allow me to retort..." joe rant I laughed my balls off after noticing he read the whole thing.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

You can tell because all he'd have to do for them to stop is change his number. He loves it like a true pig gobbling slop from the trough.