Oghenechovwe Donald Tolkien

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Award winning punctuation. What a gifted author

 

[CQ Beans]

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I actually felt bad trolling this asshole on Twitter. Like kicking a handicapped person.

 

[Kinderman]

 

[Oghenechovwe]

How you cowrite a short story with someone? What the fuck?

"You take the next paragraph, Ooga."

"Ite den but I'm getting tired cuz mah stuffy nose. Nap time after."

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

"...the reason why it is that..."

Please tell me a child wrote this.

 

[CuntFucker .]

[Michael_Richards_Real_Talk.mp3]

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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The Samborillion sounds like it'll be great.

also: The Fall of Golliwog

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Ey oh I'm tweeting here

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Ey oh I'm tweeting here
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Is this a useless/actively harmful language exercise so dumb it could only be thought of by someone whose native language is clicks and whistles? Shut the fuck UP.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Ey oh I'm tweeting here
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He should not have modified his benchmark existence joke. This reminds me of Patrick stopping to use "child" for a while, which was a mild change compared to this though.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Ey oh I'm tweeting here
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I hope an anvil falls on whichever pandering retard told him these were clever.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I hope an anvil falls on whichever pandering retard told him these were clever.

Anvil suggests the existence of thevil

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Anvil suggests the existence of thevil

What about Avil? And if there's avil there's twovil teehee. This shit is like if a 3 year old had the ability to be pretentious. I hope this fat nosed retarded nigger casts, which implies I hope he dies.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

"Is that a dumb tree person I smell, child?"

- Patrick Susan Tomlinson-Robinson

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Is this a useless/actively harmful language exercise so dumb it could only be thought of by someone whose native language is clicks and whistles? Shut the fuck UP.

What’s even worse - he believes these are puns even though he’s been told these are not examples of puns.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm pretty sure 90% of sci-fi and fantasy writing is just making up goofy names for shit like "Olodumare"

 

[Jenna]

I liked it when Pippin sold his 9-year-old daughter into sexual slavery in order to afford higher quality second breakfast for himself. Then 300 pages of Merry reassuring him it was a great idea.

Only in the final 10 pages do you have Pippin committing a massive terrorist attack that kills hundreds of innocent hobbits in order to "save" his daughter. All those delicious second breakfastsees having already been eaten.

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