Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki reads an excerpt from one of his Halloween stories

[RobertMewler]

Unintelligible drivel, as expected. Nice unclipped nails and fucky wiring, stupid. I hope that moldy AC unit gives him Legionnaire's.

His sign-off with, "Thanks for.. yeah.. listening" is enraging.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

@captain_kamala what is it with nigger men and long fingernails?

 

[Dog Eater]

N

 

[PeteRose]

he cant even speak english and writes better than fatrick

 

[PeteRose]

@captain_kamala what is it with nigger men and long fingernails?

they use them in fights as a weapon

 

[Dog Eater]

@captain_kamala what is it with nigger men and long fingernails?

Many years ago I had a job working in retail in the ghetto. There are 2 kinds of niggers, those with long dirty nails and those with short clean nails who are literally clipping them in the store and letting the bits fall on the floor.

 

[Raymond]

Maybe they really aren't people

 

[FurBurger]

Wait - he co-edited (read: "did nothing") a book of short stories, and managed to get one of his own stories included?

You have to respect the grift. Two plugs of the book's cover, too.

Also, if you're annoyed at "thanks for... yeah... listening" - remember that he claims to have a law degree from the finest law school in a country where the official language is English. He's had to argue cases in front of professors and maybe even real judges as part of his degree. He should sound every bit as verbally adept as Brinton, who comes from a country that does not have an official language (and who studied law in French at the Université de Reims Champagne-Ardenne).

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

@captain_kamala what is it with nigger men and long fingernails?

On the DL

 

[guest]

Okiefrommuskogie

 

[Udders]

Your driveway looks like his homeland.

 

[guest]

I've seen parrots do similar tricks.

 

[AliceWorquer]

So thats how you pronounce it

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He would have gotten more interest reading Jungle Book