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*OFFICIAL* OnAforums 2023 Yearly Power Rankings

NortheastPhilly

Shock Jock
Forum Clout
31,484
This years turnout was piss poor. I used to put a lot of effort into these but Im phoning it in. Im hungover, I feel like shit, I have no money, I live with my parents, and Im gay.
I think I outdid myself with last years thread so I’ll hang my hat on that until next year.

A down year for the forums, but the show must go on.

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Bronze Medal 🥉

Expressive Black Guy 15

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He’s become a true icon. Even won the title last year. Here at OnA forums we fight against pedophelia and he showed a national audience the correct way to react when you find out someone is a pedophile.


Silver Medal 🥈

Mrs. Thor Norton 17

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Thank you Nikki for giving us the biggest laugh of the entire year. Have a wonderful marriage, and be careful around Jim. He’s a dark and mysterious character that just likes to fucking BROOD man. Sometimes he SCREAMS at his chick and it gets DANGEROUS, genuinely.

2023 OnA Gold Medal 🥇

Gregg “Opie” Hughes 19



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He always wins in the end. Overlooking Manhattan during the week. Overlooking the beach on the weekend. Raising two beautiful children with his young horny blonde Polish wife. Wipe after shitting? Maybe he will, maybe he wont. He doesnt give a fuck what you think. Congrats Opie, give yourself a bell 🔔 🔔 🔔

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TIER 1: CERTIFIED PFG

Beavis 12

Rich Vos 11

Sandy Kane 11

Colin Quinn 9

Leslie Varney 9

Zarbon Zomlinson 9

Joe Cumia 7

Club Soda Kenny 7

TIER 2: STILL HILARIOUS

Terry Clifford 4

Sue Lightning 2

Bob Kelly 1

Warren Cumia 1

Alivia Richter 0

TIER 3: BACK TO OBSCURITY

ItsMyDealWade’s cat -2

Shane Nokes -3

Danny Ross -5

TIER 4: ENJOY PRISON, stlaker

Bill Burr -10

Anthony Cumia -11

Jim Norton -14

The amount of people not even mentioned makes this whole ranking seem farcical, but this is what the pests wanted. So there you go.



This stunk
 
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