Official OnA Forums Dick Measuring Contest

[Brooke Shields]

And it's gotta be a real picture of yourself, don't just grab a picture off google of a guy with an average dirty dick and doody stains in his underwear...














































Anyways here's my submission:

 

[BUBBLER]

 

[captain_kamala]

Just trying to get an understanding of the inner workings of an off topic poster's mind....
You found an awesome dick pic and liked it so much that you posted it in hopes other posters would contribute similar pics for you to enjoy
Am I on the right path?

 

[NotHomeRunCumia]

Just trying to get an understanding of the inner workings of an off topic poster's mind....
You found an awesome dick pic and liked it so much that you posted it in hopes other posters would contribute similar pics for you to enjoy
Am I on the right path?

They're all dick sucking queers, didn't you know that?

Would you suck it with me?

 

[PickleRickle]

 

[captain_kamala]

They're all dick sucking queers, didn't you know that?














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Would you suck it with me?

Delete this

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Hickory dickory dock
OP likes big juicy cocks
He asks users to post em
And pretend it’s to roast em
Then shoot his load in a tube sock

 

[BUBBLER]

They're all dick sucking queers, didn't you know that?














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Would you suck it with me?

Nice adult circumcision discoloration

 

[Brooke Shields]

Just trying to get an understanding of the inner workings of an off topic poster's mind....
You found an awesome dick pic and liked it so much that you posted it in hopes other posters would contribute similar pics for you to enjoy
Am I on the right path?

No, this is a meta post.
Someone else posted a mediocre brown dick implying it as their own and then denying it when people called it out as not only fake but gay to do such a thing.

I was going to find one of those comically 3ft long fake wieners used in weird porn to post but I couldn't find it so I just took a pic of mine

Please make sure you read every forum post to keep up and not look like such a fool.

 

[captain_kamala]

No, this is a meta post.
Someone else posted a mediocre brown dick implying it as their own and then denying it when people called it out as not only fake but gay to do such a thing.

I was going to find one of those comically 3ft long fake wieners used in weird porn to post but I couldn't find it so I just took a pic of mine

Please make sure you read every forum post to keep up and not look like such a fool.

K sorry
Can we shame homerun into cleaning his bathroom?

 

[BUBBLER]

K sorry
Can we shame homerun into cleaning his bathroom?

We don't shame here. We bully mercilessly until they conform

 

[NotHomeRunCumia]

K sorry
Can we shame homerun into cleaning his bathroom?

I want you to clean it while you're wearing some sexy purple stockings and garter, i think purple would really suit your skin tone. "accidently" slide up against my raging hard boner while you're mopping.

 

[captain_kamala]

I want you to clean it while you're wearing some sexy purple stockings and garter, i think purple would really suit your skin tone. "accidently" slide up against my raging hard boner while your mopping.

@chocolatehellhole can we get a flavia image illustrating this?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

@chocolatehellhole can we get a flavia image illustrating this?

I left my fawkin flavia janitor / danposting computer at the office.

RemindMe! 1 day