Official Dougie Christmas Containment Thread™

[Convict Wyzz]

Our sweet boy will likely have several existential crises this Christmas so this thread is here for him to post all his musings on people who were mean to him at school, women he's fucked and still obsesses over, his hatred of zoomers and other miscellaneous thoughts.









































I enjoy rape.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I enjoy rape.

 

[PickleRickle]

 

[BUBBLER]

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@Professor Rape I didn't know you had such a strong jawline

 

[BUBBLER]

Please don't have sex with any Asians tonight. If you're gonna rape at least choose a nice Christian white girl.

Latina is okay if the shade is <40%

 

[Professor Rape]

Uhhhh


Woozle wuzzle?

 

[Convict Wyzz]

MERRY WYZZMAS!

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I'm actually wearing this sweater to Christmas dinner today. If it makes other people uncomfortable that's their problem, am I right guys?

 

[Professor Rape]

MERRY WYZZMAS!

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I'm actually wearing this sweater to Christmas dinner today. If it makes other people uncomfortable that's their problem, am I right guys?

If they get mad at you for the way you're dressed, tell them they have the same logic of a rapist, and rape is bad.

 

[chiquita banana]

MERRY WYZZMAS!

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I'm actually wearing this sweater to Christmas dinner today. If it makes other people uncomfortable that's their problem, am I right guys?

Maybe some people need to feel uncomfortable. Christmas dinner with distant relatives is the best time to have Important Political Conversations (IPC).

 

[Professor Rape]

I'm gonna drink some more beer
Falalalalala

 

[LiberalPussy]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is an affront to Canadian Thanksgiving. Dougie is an honorary Canadian whether he likes it or not, on account of him being a rad dude.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

@Professor Rape did you ever watch any of the Degrassi series by any chance?

I didn't. But I like hearing people describe the plot lines to me. Honestly, it's the only thing that gets me off anymore.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

@Professor Rape did you ever watch any of the Degrassi series by any chance?

I didn't. But I like hearing people describe the plot lines to me. Honestly, it's the only thing that gets me off anymore.

When that kid got the yellow paint OOOOOOOOHHHHH
and when he SHOT DRAKE! OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My cat is dying before my eyes and there's nothing I can do for her. I can only hope that you all die also.

Merry Christmas. Wallahaloooooo

 

[Professor Rape]

@Professor Rape did you ever watch any of the Degrassi series by any chance?

I didn't. But I like hearing people describe the plot lines to me. Honestly, it's the only thing that gets me off anymore.

Yeah I watched the first couple of seasons as it was airing circa 2002. It really felt like a "modern" show when I was watching it. Like all the classrooms were sleek, they were talking about computers, the internet, etc.

I'm gonna watch the intro now and see if it still seems "modern", even though it's 20 years old.



Hmm... It feels slightly dated, yeah. But it's nothing in comparison to how dated the original Degrassi felt back then:



Like that shit is only 10 years before that, but it seems like 50. Time is fucking weird.

 

[Professor Rape]

Why did it zoom in on that girl's ass to put the "Degrassi High" title in that 1989 version? Fucking pedos in Canadian hollywood too lmao.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah I watched the first couple of seasons as it was airing circa 2002. It really felt like a "modern" show when I was watching it. Like all the classrooms were sleek, they were talking about computers, the internet, etc.

I'm gonna watch the intro now and see if it still seems "modern", even though it's 20 years old.



Hmm... It feels slightly dated, yeah. But it's nothing in comparison to how dated the original Degrassi felt back then:



Like that shit is only 10 years before that, but it seems like 50. Time is fucking weird.

God damn. Nobody really does do it like Douglas. The kid's a machine. Rocky's in the meat locker throwing combos on sides of beef, Dougie's in there rapin' em!

 

[PogromStallone]

Why did it zoom in on that girl's ass to put the "Degrassi High" title in that 1989 version? Fucking pedos in Canadian hollywood too lmao.

How blind do you have to be to think that's a six year old?

 

[Professor Rape]

I just realized when I was back in high school I was talking to like 10 chicks at a time. Always messaging, always had something going on.
These days I'll have a couple of asians I've met overseas send me a message asking how I am every couple of months.

That's fucking depressing lmao.