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ALLLL THE STAHHHS ARE HEEEAH!
Coming to you live from the Sands Hotel and Casino its the 2nd annual Onaforums Power Ranking Extravaganza and Player Haters Ball, and I hope you wore your Sunday best because the Nice Shirt Stupids will be flying every which way.
Tonight we’ll be letting you, the pests, decide who will take first place in the hearts and minds of brothermen across the world. Comedians, disgraced shock jocks, actors, and more jockeying for a chance at PFG status.
If they are deemed undesirable by the most notorious rascals in the world, the oven isnt the only thing they’ll be dodging! Fingers crossed bbbboys
And now, here’s your host... @NortheastPhilly
Thank you, thank you. Alright. Thank you.
Great to see you all here.
I’d love to make a 50s space program reference, but I think there’s only 3 white people on the entire forum. What too real?
Dozens of deaths up in Buffalo with the snowstorm. I know, thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers. But what do you call a black guys house when he cant pay the heating bill? A nigloo! Fawwk tough crowd.
Now, without further ado I will present to you our bronze, silver, and gold medal winners.
With 40 points, coming in third place and winning the bronze medal...
TERRY CLIFFORD LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!
How wholesome! Ya just love to see it.
Our silver medalist is no surprise. He has been adored by the pests since the very beginning. Some would even put him in the Mt Rushmore of onaforums. With 41 points, please out your hands together for...
COLIN QUINN!!!
What a great guy.
And finally, the gold medal. For all the marbles and to be able to say they are the king of onaforums in the year 2022. The winner is....wow wasn’t really expecting that one. How about that, a real surprise this year with 43 points....
EXPRESSIVE BLACK GUY!!!
Ya know what. This is actually very fitting. To all the SFWA pedophiles, Paul Weimer, Patrick and the rest...THIS is how you should react at even the thought of pedophilia. Let expressive black guy be an example to everyone this year that it is not ok to make trips to Vietnam to fuck child sex slaves, not ok to wear a bathrobe to a kids pizza party, and not of to take upskirt photos of children and then LIE about it.
Expressive black guy, we salute you.
And now we will present the full list of everyone submitted in this years power rankings. Enjoy.
TIER 1 - CERTIFIED PFG
35- Alivia Richter
28- Stu Lightning
28- Pat from Moonachie
28- Quasi
25- Qadan Kuhn
22- Naan’a
22- The Honorable Ethan Schulman
21- Ray Wilson
21- Philip Marma
TIER 2 - STILL HILARIOUS
20- Scorch
19- Brian Gilgore
19- Jon Snyder
19- The black dude in the one picture of Nikki where she was actually enjoying her life
18- Steve Carlesi
18- Intern Oscar
18- The Honorable Jason Mishelow
18- Abe Vigoda
18- Dennis Falcone
18- Norm Macdonald
17- Gregg “Opie” Hughes
16- David Lynch
16- Malcolm Lavergne
15- Josh Fonner
15- Mel Gibson
15- Otto and George
14- Lieutenant Dan's fat Asian wife, Susan
14- Ian Halperin
14- Ruben Peña
13- Daniel “Bobo” Kurlan
13- Andrew Nadolski
13- That girl who tore down CP Media to their face while eating a sandwich
12- Hayley Williams
12- Andrew Dice Clay
12- Intern David
12- Norm Macdonald’s rabbi
12- Jerry Jen
11- Joe Cumia
11- Corey from Australia
11- The nigger who fell asleep on the forklift
11- Elon Musk
9- Torquie’s half gook kid
9- The Pizza Hut manager
9- Artie’s pal Craig
9- Marion
9- Conor Clapton
9- The real father of Bill Burr’s kids
9- Clubsoda Kenny’s dead son
8- Intern Noah
8- Antwa’an Kumiya
8- The White Man
8- Danny's friend who robbed Anthony's guests
7- Stuttering John
7- The Ghost of Fez Whatley
6- Intern Rob
6- Mel the racist terrier
6- The guy that Geno Bisconte gave covid to and died
TIER 3: BACK TO OBSCURITY
5- Homeless Charlie
5- Flavia Mullen
5- Benjamin Bornstein
5- Sean Rouse
4- Jim Philips
4- KingCobraJFS
4- Tom Myers
3- Charles Ramsay
3- Martin Landau
2- Nick Mullen
1- The Dutch
1- Kanye West
1- Frank D’Angelo
1- World Wide Web Wyyzrd(OG)
0- HH Brother
0- Kevin Brennan
0- Howard Stern
0- Adam Freidland
0- Ian Fidance
-1- Stavros Halkias
-2- Lucy Lawless
-2- Homeless Mustard
-4- Niggers
-5- Gavin Macinnes
-6- Jim Norton
-7- u_TheToolMan
-8- MC Serch
-8- Brinton Resto
-9- Dan Mullen
TIER 4 - TIME RUNS LOW, stlaker
-23- Patrick S. Tomlinson
-25- Anthony Cumia
Uh oh somebody’s rushing the stage! I think he’s upset about going from last years silver medalist to a Tier 2 member. He wants a recount.
Well, nice going guys. We angered St. Mel. Quite frankly I’m embarrassed and ashamed
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