Officers require Hydraulic Lifter to transport Patrick S. Tomlinson following arrest for self-swats

[Joe The German]

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I was hoping this was about someone too fat to leave the house being arrested. I wonder what they do with people like that.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

I was hoping this was about someone too fat to leave the house being arrested. I wonder what they do with people like that.

I wish the policy was to put them down for society's good.

 

[guest]

Pig was trying to escape like a nigger

 

[Rudderman]

Pig was trying to escape like a nigger

You mean it screamed about how it "dindu nuffin" and then emptied a pistol at a cop? And then after it died in a hail of righteous return gunfire its family ran to the nearest news camera to insist that the pig was "tryna turn he life aroun" and "goin ta church," puctuated with crocodile tears? And then some nearby jew set up a gofundme that didn't actually go to the family of the deceased, and millions of dollars worth of fake protesters were bussed in by NGOs to gin up a riot?

 

[Joe The German]

Additional footage of Patrick's arrest. Man he squeals loud.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

I was hoping this was about someone too fat to leave the house being arrested. I wonder what they do with people like that.

They slash their foot and let diabetes and gangrene take over.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

You mean it screamed about how it "dindu nuffin" and then emptied a pistol at a cop? And then after it died in a hail of righteous return gunfire its family ran to the nearest news camera to insist that the pig was "tryna turn he life aroun" and "goin ta church," puctuated with crocodile tears? And then some nearby jew set up a gofundme that didn't actually go to the family of the deceased, and millions of dollars worth of fake protesters were bussed in by NGOs to gin up a riot?

You also forgot a parade of brothers, sisters, uncles, and ants all with different last names and first ones that sound like new pharma release names appear on camera not even seemingly mildly saddened as they generalize about this "needing to stop."

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Enjoy prison, swatter.