Of course he’s a member…

[Zeroman]

I just figured he was a member of the Water Buffalers but apparently not:

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

LOL at him conducting a membership drive for the local Moo se lounge. They probably attached that as a condition for him performing there.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Ahhh now I see why he’s a member. It’s not for the $3 beers after all.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

"you'll be welcomed at LOOM lodges all over the USA (and the world)"

I'd guarantee at least 95% of Joe's friends on FB have never owned a passport.

 

[Princess Alena 2]

Ahhh now I see why he’s a member. It’s not for the $3 beers after all.
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Imagine all the child spit…

 

[Fat little piggy]

I hope the Moose lodge can handle the huge crowds the Solo Joe Acoustic show brings in. It's like the Beatles at Shea stadium I've heard.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I hope the Moose lodge can handle the huge crowds the Solo Joe Acoustic show brings in. It's like the Beatles at Shea stadium I've heard.

They just turn their hearing aids down.

 

[guest]

An important ritual for the Moose is the "9 o'clock Ceremony". At nine o'clock, all Moose are directed to face toward Mooseheart with bowed heads and folded arms and repeat a silent prayer "[URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Little_Children']Let the little children[/URL] to come unto me and forbid them not for such is the Kingdom of Heaven. God bless Mooseheart." At that same time the children of Mooseheart kneel at their bedside in prayers as well. There are also the ten "thou shalts". These begin with "Thou shalt believe in God and worship Him as thy conscience dictates. Thou shalt be tolerant to let others worship each in his own way". Other "thou shalts" pertain to patriotism, service to fellowmen, protection of the weak, avoidance of slander to a brother Moose, love of the LOM, faithfulness and humility[URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loyal_Order_of_Moose#cite_note-27'][27][/URL]

they're satanic pedophiles, aren't they?

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Name one. My local bar is BroJoe-free and that counts for a lot.

Also imagine being in your 60s and still hanging out in bars because you have nothing meaningful in your life.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

they're satanic pedophiles, aren't they?

HA HA HOOOOOLEY SHIT these people sound like bible belt folks walking downtown with a shotgun in hand kind of crazy.

 

[Fat little piggy]

It's funny that 82nd Airborne Joe belongs to the Moose lodge and not his local VFW lodge.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

It's funny that 82nd Airborne Joe belongs to the Moose lodge and not his local VFW lodge.

Too bad there’s no VDT (Veterans of Domestic Training) he could qualify for, possibly.