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Imagine all the child spit…Ahhh now I see why he’s a member. It’s not for the $3 beers after all.
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They just turn their hearing aids down.I hope the Moose lodge can handle the huge crowds the Solo Joe Acoustic show brings in. It's like the Beatles at Shea stadium I've heard.
they're satanic pedophiles, aren't they?An important ritual for the Moose is the "9 o'clock Ceremony". At nine o'clock, all Moose are directed to face toward Mooseheart with bowed heads and folded arms and repeat a silent prayer "[URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Little_Children']Let the little children[/URL] to come unto me and forbid them not for such is the Kingdom of Heaven. God bless Mooseheart." At that same time the children of Mooseheart kneel at their bedside in prayers as well. There are also the ten "thou shalts". These begin with "Thou shalt believe in God and worship Him as thy conscience dictates. Thou shalt be tolerant to let others worship each in his own way". Other "thou shalts" pertain to patriotism, service to fellowmen, protection of the weak, avoidance of slander to a brother Moose, love of the LOM, faithfulness and humility[URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loyal_Order_of_Moose#cite_note-27'][27][/URL]
HA HA HOOOOOLEY SHIT these people sound like bible belt folks walking downtown with a shotgun in hand kind of crazy.they're satanic pedophiles, aren't they?![]()
Too bad there’s no VDT (Veterans of Domestic Training) he could qualify for, possibly.It's funny that 82nd Airborne Joe belongs to the Moose lodge and not his local VFW lodge.![]()
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