Of all his delusions...

[Roslyn Vampire]

Superstar author, knife fighter extraordinaire, political firebrand, etc, etc, etc. the most embarrassing is his belief that he owns a cool car.

Yes Patrick, your car is so classy. The valets realized how completely amazing it is to see a barebones 2006 Ford Mustang Bullitt on the streets of Indianapolis that they made sure to keep it out front the entire weekend. Next to the late model Toyota Sienna and the no parking sign. A car with a trim level named after a movie no one under 40 has seen.

What a delusional asshole.

 

[porquedealer]

Pat didn't have time to teach the valet stick.
He's a busy author giving presentations to rooms of 6 people.

 

[Meownaw]

 

[CuntFucker .]

I think he might be joking. But I tend to be too generous with that assumption.

 

[NoBacon]

Pat didn't have time to teach the valet stick.
He's a busy author giving presentations to rooms of 6 people.

Woah… Pat can drive stick??? He must be some kind of formula 1 driver or somethin’

 

[CompoundBasement]

If he tips the valet it will be in the form of one of his many unsold books, which the valet will promptly toss in the trash where it belongs.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

If he tips the valet it will be in the form of one of his many unsold books, which the valet will promptly toss in the trash where it belongs.

Ozzy style

 

[DominusOdium]

Superstar author, knife fighter extraordinaire, political firebrand, etc, etc, etc. the most embarrassing is his belief that he owns a cool car.

Yes Patrick, your car is so classy. The valets realized how completely amazing it is to see a barebones 2006 Ford Mustang Bullitt on the streets of Indianapolis that they made sure to keep it out front the entire weekend. Next to the late model Toyota Sienna and the no parking sign. A car with a trim level named after a movie no one under 40 has seen.

What a delusional asshole.

Or they load the lot from the back and the high school failure with no job shows up late and gets a spot by the exit.

 

[Africa.com]

Superstar author, knife fighter extraordinaire, political firebrand, etc, etc, etc. the most embarrassing is his belief that he owns a cool car.

Yes Patrick, your car is so classy. The valets realized how completely amazing it is to see a barebones 2006 Ford Mustang Bullitt on the streets of Indianapolis that they made sure to keep it out front the entire weekend. Next to the late model Toyota Sienna and the no parking sign. A car with a trim level named after a movie no one under 40 has seen.

What a delusional asshole.

My pickup has 100 more HP, 140 more Lb ft of torque, more room, can play BT audio natively, and the interior isn't chunky silver blocks of plastic molded garbage. that thing has lost so much power at the wheels over the years I bet I could beat him in a drag race. I'd pay for him to put that thing on a Dyno just so I could see that it's barely pushing 250 HP.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

My pickup has 100 more HP, 140 more Lb ft of torque, more room, can play BT audio natively, and the interior isn't chunky silver blocks of plastic molded garbage. that thing has lost so much power at the wheels over the years I bet I could beat him in a drag race. I'd pay for him to put that thing on a Dyno just so I could see that it's barely pushing 250 HP.

these are your dyno-lusions stlaker.

 

[eggfeller]

i’m sure the pedophiles in attendance will be very impressed. bravo, pat

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Why wouldn’t he just park the car himself?

 

[guyincognito2.0]

Superstar author, knife fighter extraordinaire, political firebrand, etc, etc, etc. the most embarrassing is his belief that he owns a cool car.

Yes Patrick, your car is so classy. The valets realized how completely amazing it is to see a barebones 2006 Ford Mustang Bullitt on the streets of Indianapolis that they made sure to keep it out front the entire weekend. Next to the late model Toyota Sienna and the no parking sign. A car with a trim level named after a movie no one under 40 has seen.

What a delusional asshole.

But that car is his fat asian wife named suuuusan