Odd things your friends used to do growing up.

[aRTie02150]

My friend Miguel would scratch his ass and sniff his hand right in front of you. Zero attempt to cover up the fact he was smelling his own ass crack. He'd even do it mid conversation too.

This kid Shawn used to repeat when he was saying like Jimmy Two Times. His repeating was always under his breath though, never aloud. It's like he would rehearse what he just said. WHISPER FIRST, SHAWN!

 

[guest]

I had a friend who, for about a year or two, was the shitting guy. He would take dumps outside or in inappropriate places; phone booths, sinks, off the side of a boat once. He stopped when he was around 15 but we still tease him about it today.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I had a friend who would constantly tell porkie pies. So every gig he went to, he got backstage and met the band. Things like that, just white lies to make his life sound more interesting. I think that's pretty common.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I heard about a guy who had one beer in high school and now claims to be a recovering alcoholic.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I had a friend who, for about a year or two, was the shitting guy. He would take dumps outside or in inappropriate places; phone booths, sinks, off the side of a boat once. He stopped when he was around 15 but we still tease him about it today.

Was he an Indian?

 

[guest]

Was he an Indian?

No, mixed race, English white and Caribbean.

 

[You Got A Problem Pal]

I didnt have any friends growing up