O&A+J DEATH POOL

[Sue Lightning]

Who dies first?

Spoiler: WHO DIES FIRST?

Opie +10000
Anthony -10000
Jim +2000

Method of death

Spoiler: METHOD

Opie, car accident +800
Opie, old age -5000
Opie, suicide +10000
Opie, other +200
Anthony, heart attack -10000
Anthony, old age +10000
Anthony, nigger crime victim -2000
Anthony, domestic violence +300
Anthony, suicide +1000
Anthony, other +500
Jim, old age +700
Jim, AIDS -5000
Jim, domestic violence -5000
Jim, suicide -10000
Jim, other +2000

Age range?

Spoiler: AGE RANGE

Opie, 90-100 +5000
Opie, 80-90 -1000
Opie, 70-80 +200
Opie, 60-70 +10000
Anthony, 90-100 +10000
Anthony, 80-90 +8000
Anthony, 70-80 +500
Anthony, 60-70 -5000
Jim, 90-100 +10000
Jim, 80-90 +8000
Jim, 70-80 +1000
Jim, 60-70 -5000
Jim, 50-60 -300

O&A Spread

Spoiler: SPREAD

Opie outlives Anthony by…
>5 years +100
>10 years -1000
>15 years -1000
>20 years +5000
Anthony outlives Opie by…
>5 years +100
>10 years +500
>15 years +1000
>20 years +10000

Other

Spoiler: OTHER

All three die alone

Spoiler: OTHER

+1000
Jim and Anthony die alone -5000
Only one dies alone +500
Sam outlives all three -1000
Sam doesn’t outlive all three +5000
An O&A reunion occurs +1000
An O&A reunion doesn’t occur -100
Anthony comes out before he dies +500
Anthony stays in the closet -5000
Their deaths make any news +5000
No one cares that they’re dead -10000
Howard outlives Opie +3000
Howard outlives Anthony -5000
Howard outlives Opie and Anthony +1000
Artie outlives none of them +100
Artie outlives one of them -5000
Artie outlives two of them +500
Artie outlives all of them +5000
Death occurs in front of audience +500
Death occurs in private -500

 

[HomeRunCumia]

I fully anticipate Jim being murdered by Harald Hardrada.

 

[Nana Cumia]

Nana old age +10000? He is already 78 years old.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I fully anticipate Jim being murdered by Harald Hardrada.

After having his booty plundered by Ragnar Lothbrok

 

[Rudderman]

Jimmy via botched cosmetic surgery. More specifically, pulmonary embolism during anal rejuvenation.

 

[Sue Lightning]

If I had $1000 heres my line:

Who dies first?
Jim +2000

50$ down on this. I’m a gambling man even though I think Cumia will go first.

Method of death
Opie, other +200

Hit by a car while J walking. Gahd bless. 200$.

Anthony, other +500

Anthony will have some sort of “accident” caused by Missy. Ruled a mishap and she gets away with everything. $$$ too. Another 200$.

Jim, other +2000[/SPOILER]

Jim will have some sort of “accident” caused by Niki. Ruled a mishap and she gets away with everything. $$$ too. Another 200$

Opie, 90-100 +5000

The Opsters got good genes. 50$.

Anthony, 70-80 +500

Obvious expiration date. 50$.

Jim, 70-80 +1000

Jims accident will have something to do with his sleep apnea device “turning off” from a “power outage”. 50$.

Other
Sam doesn’t outlive all three +5000

Sam, god willing, will suffer some sort of mishap involving nuclear waste and a drawn out death. 100$.

Their deaths make any news +5000

It will be reported on PFGTV. 50$.

Artie outlives all of them +5000

Nigga is a zombie, 50$.

 

[Single Action Army]

Jim will die the same way Mr. Hands did but from his husband.
Anthony will get beaten to death by one of his SC neighbors for flying drones over his kids' playhouse.
Opie will have a massive stroke when he sees PFGTV 2 surpass any numbers the OnA show ever put up.