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I ride the Africa Express from Penn Station daily to get to work. If I walked past him on one of the subway cars I’d instantly notice him because nothing about the way he dresses and carries himself matches anyone else from NY. I’d assume he’s a tourist but upon closer examination I’d assume he’s a retard because of that empty glare and dried up drool on his chin.
Even funnier was that picture he took of himself during his NYC visit, which he captioned with something like “dressing like a New Yorker tonight” but ended up looking like a Midwestern rodeo hick.
Fawk I missed the second pic hahahahaha what was he wearing?I ride the Africa Express from Penn Station daily to get to work. If I walked past him on one of the subway cars I’d instantly notice him because nothing about the way he dresses and carries himself matches anyone else from NY. I’d assume he’s a tourist but upon closer examination I’d assume he’s a retard because of that empty glare and dried up drool on his chin.
Even funnier was that picture he took of himself during his NYC visit, which he captioned with something like “dressing like a New Yorker tonight” but ended up looking like a Midwestern rodeo hick.
I think THIS is it but I'm not sure.Fawk I missed the second pic hahahahaha what was he wearing?
Good God. It doesn't matter how many times I see this picture I'm always taken aback by how awful he looks. I'm not even a clothes horse or someone who gives a shit about fashion but he's just done everything wrong here.I think THIS is it but I'm not sure.
NOOOOOOOOYou don't think he looks like an urbane, East Coast, man-about-town? *goat cackle*
And this is a guy who wanted to write for Teen Vogue. "The Fashion Plate" of Milwaukee - Patrick S. TomlinsonI think THIS is it but I'm not sure.
Nice Costco white T under a shirt that's darker than your jeans which also clash with your poorly fitting off the rack suit jacket which all clash with your Soviet car salesman shoes, stupid. And that's before we mention your fatness, your dead eyes, psychotic smirk and delusional comb down haircut that is fooling no one. Fat faggot.Nice kohls off the rack suit jacket not meant to be worn as a blazer and wasn't tailored. stupid.
Only an autistic would notice this. I love itThey always put new toilet paper rolls on for every guest so you can tell he's already unloaded a nice 3 pound meatloaf shit.
Please. I'm a mild Sperg at best.Only an autistic would notice this. I love it
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