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Null caves and covers Fatty on MATI

Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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I kinda get Null's point on the whole issue, that he doesn't want to promote and encourage swatting in any capacity. Him helping fix the audio shows he thinks it's good milk, but the last thing he wants is some edgelord going "huh huh now I wanna swat the pigman".
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Everyone's anti-swatting, Null. There's thousands of people who know about Fatty. It's still 50/50 that one dude called the cops to Pig's house.
I think it was Nikki.

She was out of town (and thus safe), and she claimed that Pat had shot his wife - knowing that without her in the house he'd be unable to prove she was OK, which would lead Pat to escalate the situation. I bet she didn't answer her phone when the cops called it, either ("Oh Pat, it was one a.m. in the morning, and I was tired!")

Given that nobody here or at Kiwifarms knew she'd be out of town, she's the only suspect that makes sense.

Better luck next time, Thikki.
 

RobertMewler

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I think it was Nikki.

She was out of town (and thus safe), and she claimed that Pat had shot his wife - knowing that without her in the house he'd be unable to prove she was OK, which would lead Pat to escalate the situation. I bet she didn't answer her phone when the cops called it, either ("Oh Pat, it was one a.m. in the morning, and I was tired!")

Given that nobody here or at Kiwifarms knew she'd be out of town, she's the only suspect that makes sense.

Better luck next time, Thikki.
No one there by the name of Nikki, child.
 

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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fuck that faggot.. O&A every day, thats what I say

* thats a atalker patty refernce, dan. atalker patty was an opie and anthony character
This got me howling just because I immediately read it in her awful voice.

“Howling” is an Opie and Anthony reference where Opie would refer to laughing very hard as “howling”, Dan.
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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"He said Norm McDonald wasn't funny on the Opie and Anthony show"

Edit - Owes Quasi $90,000 now apparently too. Better get saving dem sheckles, pig!
holy shit, when did this happen?

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