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[NSFW] Notification went off for intrusion in my house, it was a fucking alien and i dont know what to do

soulbrotherman#1

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Here I am listening to some O&A at work, I have a camera setup so I can find out if my dog is awake and doing something bad since I have to drug him up every morning otherwise he acts like an escaped baby elephant.

Anyways this black eyed alien FUCK was FUCKING around in my house and I'm spooked since I don't know what it was FUCKING doing.

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Dark Dan Disciple

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Here I am listening to some O&A at work, I have a camera setup so I can find out if my dog is awake and doing something bad since I have to drug him up every morning otherwise he acts like an escaped baby elephant.

Anyways this black eyed alien FUCK was FUCKING around in my house and I'm spooked since I don't know what it was FUCKING doing.

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Haha, is this for real? Where do you live? Are there just hot naked bitches walking around your neighborhood breaking into homes? If so, WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE!
 

NoBacon

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One of the interdimensional demonic entities Tucker was talking about. Tell work you've suddenly lost your sense of smell and taste, get over there and bugger that evil midget silly.

You shouldn’t belittle it, it’s real. God will return one day and fold this world up, and it will do no good only being on His side when He’s here. That’s like saying you will chose to lay down when you can’t stand up. He’s giving us a chance to side with Him first.

I’m not even doing a bit or being crazy, look into it. It’s not some vague stupid entertainment movie idea, it’s all true.
 
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You shouldn’t belittle it, it’s real. God will return one day and fold this world up, and it will do no good only being on His side when He’s here. That’s like saying you will chose to lay down when you can’t stand up. He’s giving us a chance to side with Him first.

I’m not even doing a bit or being crazy, look into it. It’s not some vague stupid entertainment movie idea, it’s all true.
I was baptised. I'll be good.
 

NoBacon

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I was baptised. I'll be good.

That’s not how it works. The way it’s described is about a master leaving his house and not telling his servants when he will return, if he did, the house would be targeted by burglars - and when he does return, he will be happy to find servants tending to it properly still, and ready for his return, but some will have used it to steal and do whatever they wanted thinking they wouldn’t be punished.

The price of free will, which we have as we are images of God who has free will, is some people rebel and sin.

I know how it all sounds, but it’s real. There are dark powers at work. The price of being a know if all condemning it as crazy is your eternal soul, and reward is eternal life - or if you remain skeptical, it’s a fascinating working knowledge of history and human nature. Why wouldn’t you care?
 

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That’s not how it works. The way it’s described is about a master leaving his house and not telling his servants when he will return, if he did, the house would be targeted by burglars - and when he does return, he will be happy to find servants tending to it properly still, and ready for his return, but some will have used it to steal and do whatever they wanted thinking they wouldn’t be punished.

The price of free will, which we have as we are images of God who has free will, is some people rebel and sin.

I know how it all sounds, but it’s real. There are dark powers at work. The price of being a know if all condemning it as crazy is your eternal soul, and reward is eternal life - or if you remain skeptical, it’s a fascinating working knowledge of history and human nature. Why wouldn’t you care?
Does God allow niggers into heaven? Because if so I’m good
 
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That’s not how it works. The way it’s described is about a master leaving his house and not telling his servants when he will return, if he did, the house would be targeted by burglars - and when he does return, he will be happy to find servants tending to it properly still, and ready for his return, but some will have used it to steal and do whatever they wanted thinking they wouldn’t be punished.

The price of free will, which we have as we are images of God who has free will, is some people rebel and sin.

I know how it all sounds, but it’s real. There are dark powers at work. The price of being a know if all condemning it as crazy is your eternal soul, and reward is eternal life - or if you remain skeptical, it’s a fascinating working knowledge of history and human nature. Why wouldn’t you care?
What was Christ's view on abusing and humiliating the homeless?
 

NoBacon

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What was Christ's view on abusing and humiliating the homeless?

Why do people keep doing this? I’ve never said I’m perfect or claimed to be.

It doesn’t change the truth. If you want to just assume reality is only what you personally experience and believe and everybody else in history is a liar/stupid and it’s all fairy tales, then do that. I’m just saying look into it, because it’s true.

Read Mere Christianity, it takes about 2 hours. There ARE evil forces at work and reality is NOT what Richard Dawkins says it is.
 
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