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His 1.7 gpa shows that he doesn’t know how most things work.Does Rick know how evidence works?
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His 1.7 gpa shows that he doesn’t know how most things work.Does Rick know how evidence works?
I think he ordered it himself but needed to cover and area of 6 square yards and since he's a 1.7 retard he ordered 6 cubic yards not knowing the differenceI think my human mind can deduce what happened with our Pig and his technicalities
We have proof that he had a shit ton of mulch and didn't outright blame it on cyberstalkers
"It was delivered by mistake" by the service
"We don't know by what service" but once the police find out they will enjoy prison
"We just need it gone" Patrick can't eat it all himself
I think the reason for not bringing up "cyberstalkers" is because he didn't want to come off as an unhinged lunatic, someone worthy of having multiple "cyberstalkers" fuck with him, he just wanted the mulch gone.
This is pretty smart from our pig, acting like he isn't a complete retard who deserves this stupid shit happening to him, but remember he never said it wasn't us, so in his mind he hasn't lied by omission and obviously that kiwifarm Tacoma guy prob did this irl.
No doubt he’s been blasting his “get angry, stay angry” playlistAgree he sounds different, angrier. "The monster" making a reappearance?
With the Wormkiller spergout, internal cannibalism, withdrawals from lack of Pat texts, it's inevitable that Patrick will bumble his way into another colossal fuckup to bring us back together.In the upcoming months, we could be getting the second, better divorce, Porsalin doc, and debtor exam. Patposting is far from dead.
i think you're right, per origin thread - see attachedI think the details about it being woodchip mulch and "about 6 cubic yards" are dead giveaways that he ordered it himself. Why would he know that?
TaKe On AnYoNeNo doubt he’s been blasting his “get angry, stay angry” playlist
the mulch cult"The mulch was your cult" has instantly become one of my favorite sentences.
Sure he does. Just show up to court with no witnesses to corroborate your story, delete any incriminating evidence on your phone but forget that the other guy probably still has his and then expect the judge will just take your word for it because you're Patrick S. Tomlinson - the most special and rightest person in the world.Does Rick know how evidence works?
It’s bonkers to me that the judge even looked at either of their phones. Just showing him text on the screen doesn’t prove anything. That could come from anyone.Sure he does. Just show up to court with no witnesses to corroborate your story, delete any incriminating evidence on your phone but forget that the other guy probably still has his and then expect the judge will just take your word for it because you're Patrick S. Tomlinson - the most special and rightest person in the world.
im fucking dying"The mulch was your cult" has instantly become one of my favorite sentences.
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