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Now the mulching is a cyberstalker operation

BudDickman

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FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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His birthday is coming up in a month. I know this because he felt the need to point this out last time I said he was 43.

Anyways, I bet he gets another wellness check
Welp it happened. Our stalkers called the Forestry department on the tree in our yard claiming we used it for lynching n-words. They knocked on the door with chainsaws pointed at our faces 1/46.5
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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I think my human mind can deduce what happened with our Pig and his technicalities

We have proof that he had a shit ton of mulch and didn't outright blame it on cyberstalkers
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"It was delivered by mistake" by the service
"We don't know by what service" but once the police find out they will enjoy prison
"We just need it gone" Patrick can't eat it all himself

I think the reason for not bringing up "cyberstalkers" is because he didn't want to come off as an unhinged lunatic, someone worthy of having multiple "cyberstalkers" fuck with him, he just wanted the mulch gone.
This is pretty smart from our pig, acting like he isn't a complete retard who deserves this stupid shit happening to him, but remember he never said it wasn't us, so in his mind he hasn't lied by omission and obviously that kiwifarm Tacoma guy prob did this irl.
 

BudDickman

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I think my human mind can deduce what happened with our Pig and his technicalities

We have proof that he had a shit ton of mulch and didn't outright blame it on cyberstalkers
2bde146a-8ef9-4c23-8997-561ec59d7900-jpeg.72524

"It was delivered by mistake" by the service
"We don't know by what service" but once the police find out they will enjoy prison
"We just need it gone" Patrick can't eat it all himself

I think the reason for not bringing up "cyberstalkers" is because he didn't want to come off as an unhinged lunatic, someone worthy of having multiple "cyberstalkers" fuck with him, he just wanted the mulch gone.
This is pretty smart from our pig, acting like he isn't a complete retard who deserves this stupid shit happening to him, but remember he never said it wasn't us, so in his mind he hasn't lied by omission and obviously that kiwifarm Tacoma guy prob did this irl.
I think the details about it being woodchip mulch and "about 6 cubic yards" are dead giveaways that he ordered it himself. Why would he know that?
 
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