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In an effort to get more ladie folk ill be never touching my cock again. Pissing hands free. Alpha male status incoming
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- Forum Clout
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There's a good chance you're already better at jerking off than you ever will be at fucking a girl (it's a workout)
Might as well cut it off to reach Omega potential
Might as well cut it off to reach Omega potential
- Forum Clout
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A reboot of The Contest! Who can retain their semen longer? Who will have to declare "I'm out!" first? I think it will be OP treating his body like an amusement park when he sees the silhouette of Norma Buster's beefers getting sponge bathed through the hospital room curtain while visiting his Nana. Jim of course will maintain his alpha male status, and he will continue to remind us in his alpha baritone voice that he is a man retaining an ever more copious amount of semen in each one of his YouTube videos.
Enjoy getting prostate cancer stupid.