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Because of medications, these meds affect my blood pressure, should i just say fuck it and start drinking, being sober fucking stinks.
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Just a lil taste cake manBecause of medications, these meds affect my blood pressure, should i just say fuck it and start drinking, being sober fucking stinks.
That’s when I get to fuck your ass without waking you up. I giggle at all the little farts you let out. Then I wipe my dick on your nice towel.Lol
Whenever I see that lil martini sticker on the pill bottle I know I'm in for a good time
You’re back!I already started drinking before i even asked you guys, lol, fooled you faggots.
You’re back!
Nice using your touchpad as a coaster, stupid
Christ, welcome to my life. I would always “pregame” family parties. Last wedding I went to I drank like 15 margaritas and 10 beers.I already started drinking before i even asked you guys, lol, fooled you faggots.
I will use your fucking face to coast my fist on, faggot.Nice using your touchpad as a coaster, stupid
You might have a problem.Christ, welcome to my life. I would always “pregame” family parties. Last wedding I went to I drank like 15 margaritas and 10 beers.
Best part is I got a 12 pack on the way home. Being an alcoholic is a miserable existence.You might have a problem.
Amd that problem is that you still visit your fucking family.
Existence is miserable anyway, might as well be pissed.Best part is I got a 12 pack on the way home. Being an alcoholic is a miserable existence.
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