Not a good flex, Butterfucker

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Bragging about over 650 video games is not something to be proud of. It's shameful for an adult to possess so many titles unless he runs a video game store. At best, these are depreciating assets.

Rather than spend tens of thousands of dollars on electronic toys, responsible, well-adjusted adults put their money in retirement funds or other investment vehicles. Responsible, well-adjusted adults spend their money on medical care and maintenance. They don't have thousands of DVDs, and then use the homeless shelter to get their meth teeth cleaned.

Nobody is "mad" that you own 157 virtual titles, Shame. It's just a pathetic flex.

And I understand why you haven't unpacked yet, Shame. We wouldn't want to aggravate your fake disabilities.

Being 42 and having this to show for your life, I recommend killing yourself.

 

[HotAnus]

What a fat fucking nerd. He really thinks Pat is an alpha. He wants Patty to butter his buns so bad

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Let me guess
0 likes, 0 comments, 0 shares. Like everything else this fat faggot does online?

 

[HotDogJoe]

He's bragging about how many games he has on Steam?

This fucker is legitimately the most pathetic person in the Pigverse by far. Even Uncle Paul isn't as pathetic as this fat fuck.

 

[turdcutter]

I'm sorry but gamers are fucking fags.

 

[SFWA liaison]

his sister must cringe so hard reading this shit

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

My steam account isn’t quite that “impressive” but it’s not too far off.

I consider that a source of shame and wasted money especially since I’ve actually played about 10% of them for more than an hour. Impulse buying games because you’re drunk and bored is not a badge of honor Shane!

 

[VoodooChild]

Oh wow.. you had all this hardware and physical CDs but you couldn't sell any of it when you were saying you were going to abandon your cats to die in the streets?

You prioritized video games over your own pet's lives. Hitler treated his pets better, Shane. Hitler was a caring pet owner
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[VoodooChild]

I would sell any video game or system I owned to save my dog's life, Shane.

You couldn't even part with a fraction of your collection for the lives of 2 of your cats

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

What a piece of shit. He’s spending money given to him — money taken from single moms, POC and LGBTQIA+ individuals under threat of state violence — to buy video games and gaming infrastructure.

Meanwhile, he’s too lazy and lacking masculinity to bother working. He refuses to even try getting one of the hundreds of thousands of gig economy contracts he could easily do whenever he doesn’t have a “cluster headache.”

Shane Edward Nokes is a shameless leech and layabout who has no right to the label of man. Maybe that’s why he thinks his preying on young children like it’s his full-time job isn’t pedophilic. Fortunately that’s not the way normal people — including parents and law enforcement— see it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I wonder what his beanie baby collection looks like.

 

[Meownaw]

My steam account isn’t quite that “impressive” but it’s not too far off.

I consider that a source of shame and wasted money especially since I’ve actually played about 10% of them for more than an hour. Impulse buying games because you’re drunk and bored is not a badge of honor Shane!

I'm ashamed everytime I look at my steam list.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I buy games from time to time only to play the same games over and over. I’m on my second run of Super Mario Bros 3 this year.

Fat dope, go drive for door dash

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

Bragging about over 650 video games is not something to be proud of. It's shameful for an adult to possess so many titles unless he runs a video game store. At best, these are depreciating assets.

Rather than spend tens of thousands of dollars on electronic toys, responsible, well-adjusted adults put their money in retirement funds or other investment vehicles. Responsible, well-adjusted adults spend their money on medical care and maintenance. They don't have thousands of DVDs, and then use the homeless shelter to get their meth teeth cleaned.

Nobody is "mad" that you own 157 virtual titles, Shame. It's just a pathetic flex.

And I understand why you haven't unpacked yet, Shame. We wouldn't want to aggravate your fake disabilities.

Being 42 and having this to show for your life, I recommend killing yourself.

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This is perhaps the most fucking pathetic "brag" I've seen out of an adult. I get 1-2 hours to myself every night and I usually spend it on video games and it seems indulgent when I have a day off and spend more time than that on them. Family and career come first, Shaney Boy. Clean your living space and stop begging for money to get by.

Now if you said your mortgage was paid off or you're going on a really nice vacation, boy would I be jealous that a fat, dumb fuck like you got to enjoy that before I did. But you sincerely bragged about having hundreds of video games. You're pathetic. I hope they release Butterknife Penetration Simulator so I can play as you.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

He's never had a drivers license. Not that I accessed this information via my magical 5-0 powers.

 

[Suetonius]

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So 157 games on Steam. Average price of 30$…$4,710 in Steam. We’ll be generous and say maybe he hit some sales, so $3000.

“Hundreds of titles on other PC services”, 75 x 30$ = $2,250. Once again, generosity with sales, $1500.

500 games on Xbox. He isn’t including gamepass nor physical disks in this category, and digital games on Xbox are rarely on sale and are full price. 500 x 40$ = $20,000. Generosity…$15,000.

“Then you have to start talking discs…” We’ll be extremely generous with this one. He doesn’t give a number but if he has 500 games digitally lets assume this number is the same for physical disks. Sales are more likely on these so the average price will be down: 500 x 20$ = $10k. Generosity, $5,000.

“Thats before you even get into classic consoles or VR…” I’m not sure what consoles he has but i’m going to assume they’re mostly Nintendo. We’ll be going off of average sale prices today; NES is $100. SNES is $100. N64 is $100. His VR is the hololens which is $3000. His computer is at least over $1000, specifically in its parts. Total for this sections is $4,500.

“Hundreds of movies and TV shows on digital.” No discounts or sales here. 100 x $40 = $4,000. “And the thousands on disc.” Mostly discounted. 1000 x 20$ = $20,000. We’ll say it’s 10k for rounding errors.

So overall, this fat bum on welfare has spent at most $43,000 dollars on video game shit.

Of course he’s just fucking lying though, and if he has any of this shit he probably stole most of it like that AOL Cd he pled guilty to.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

This is the same flex as Jon Frimann's porn collection brag. Broken, worthless people bragging about their wasted lives.

I swear, everyone in the Pat Pack is just variation of Chris Chan.

 

[guest]

I wonder what his beanie baby collection looks like.

Crusty

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

So 157 games on Steam. Average price of 30$…$4,710 in Steam. We’ll be generous and say maybe he hit some sales, so $3000.

“Hundreds of titles on other PC services”, 75 x 30$ = $2,250. Once again, generosity with sales, $1500.

500 games on Xbox. He isn’t including gamepass nor physical disks in this category, and digital games on Xbox are rarely on sale and are full price. 500 x 40$ = $20,000. Generosity…$15,000.

“Then you have to start talking discs…” We’ll be extremely generous with this one. He doesn’t give a number but if he has 500 games digitally lets assume this number is the same for physical disks. Sales are more likely on these so the average price will be down: 500 x 20$ = $10k. Generosity, $5,000.

“Thats before you even get into classic consoles or VR…” I’m not sure what consoles he has but i’m going to assume they’re mostly Nintendo. We’ll be going off of average sale prices today; NES is $100. SNES is $100. N64 is $100. His VR is the hololens which is $3000. His computer is at least over $1000, specifically in its parts. Total for this sections is $4,500.

“Hundreds of movies and TV shows on digital.” No discounts or sales here. 100 x $40 = $4,000. “And the thousands on disc.” Mostly discounted. 1000 x 20$ = $20,000. We’ll say it’s 10k for rounding errors.

So overall, this fat bum on welfare has spent at most $43,000 dollars on video game shit.

Of course he’s just fucking lying though, and if he has any of this shit he probably stole most of it like that AOL Cd he pled guilty to.

And if he got them from the "employee store," he likely is unable to resell them. Warren Buffet (t is silent) here.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Whoever grown man enjoys playing with children's toys, assuredly he enjoys playing with children as well - Aeschylus