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I wonder how many grains of sand he weighs compared to the 1st pic? Several galaxies worth I'd sayKnowing that photo is his "grains of sand" video kills me.
He doesn't call himself an expert - he says he's a "trained fighter" which is a Titanic Tits Tomlinson Technicality meaning he trained at least once at something involving fighting.Does anyone here know BJJ? I did it for 6 months so I don’t feel like much of an expert but I would bet everything that Pat did less time than that. Where the proof? He documents everything. Also he doesn’t have the fucking discipline or the humility to attend more than 1 class. Only a black belt would have the right to call themselves anything close to an expert and that takes over a decade of training several times a week.
He probably watched a YouTube video on BJJ and considers himself "trained" now.He doesn't call himself an expert - he says he's a "trained fighter" which is a Titanic Tits Tomlinson Technicality meaning he trained at least once at something involving fighting.
i.e. he went to at least one jiu-jitsu class, possibly with a coupon
I did it for 2 years and got my blue belt but I’m in my forties and kept getting injuries so I stopped. Every BJJ gym has a free intro class, 100% this is what he attended so he could technically claim he trained.Does anyone here know BJJ? I did it for 6 months so I don’t feel like much of an expert but I would bet everything that Pat did less time than that. Where the proof? He documents everything. Also he doesn’t have the fucking discipline or the humility to attend more than 1 class. Only a black belt would have the right to call themselves anything close to an expert and that takes over a decade of training several times a week.
I did less than you but totally agree with your assessment, it was humbling to say the least & Fatso hangs around with loser-freaks so he can posture as a 'tough guy'. Rick couldn't leave his ego at the door. Aikido is more his speed where he can imagine his thinking meats providing for a 'clever wrist lock' (still not happening IRL)Does anyone here know BJJ? I did it for 6 months so I don’t feel like much of an expert but I would bet everything that Pat did less time than that. Where the proof? He documents everything. Also he doesn’t have the fucking discipline or the humility to attend more than 1 class. Only a black belt would have the right to call themselves anything close to an expert and that takes over a decade of training several times a week.
Does anyone here know BJJ? I did it for 6 months so I don’t feel like much of an expert but I would bet everything that Pat did less time than that. Where the proof? He documents everything. Also he doesn’t have the fucking discipline or the humility to attend more than 1 class. Only a black belt would have the right to call themselves anything close to an expert and that takes over a decade of training several times a week.
His intake of Mountain Dew for a decade eroded his enamel with acid. Now you see the darker dentin layer. He’s disgusting (and fat!)His weight gain aside, what the fuck is happening with his teeth??
To be fair Aikido great for bouncers and private securityI did less than you but totally agree with your assessment, it was humbling to say the least & Fatso hangs around with loser-freaks so he can posture as a 'tough guy'. Rick couldn't leave his ego at the door. Aikido is more his speed where he can imagine his thinking meats providing for a 'clever wrist lock' (still not happening IRL)
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