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Norton’s smugness about addiction

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I was relistening to the Patrice death episode and I got to the part where Norton says how annoying it is that Attell won’t stop smoking and says he needs to have a vice. “Just fuckin STOP” he says.

And of course everyone knows how he would get all serious in tone and sensitive about alcoholism and AA.

This is a man who rawdogged countless hookers, got pissed and shit on by transgenders, and took his humiliation addiction so far that he married a trans camwhore from another country. Yet he talked as if he is some sage psychologist who was there to guide others to the light
 
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Like, i thought you'd die from eating a hookers shit but i guess the immune system is a powerful thing. Wasn't he shook of Covid? Oh wait....... It all makes sense. He escaped to Canada during the hysteria and took his degeneracy to another level. It was the ultimate crutch associating the end of the world with a viking superman.
 

Chubby's Cheesesteaks

Goodbye staIker.
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I was relistening to the Patrice death episode and I got to the part where Norton says how annoying it is that Attell won’t stop smoking and says he needs to have a vice. “Just fuckin STOP” he says.

And of course everyone knows how he would get all serious in tone and sensitive about alcoholism and AA.

This is a man who rawdogged countless hookers, got pissed and shit on by transgenders, and took his humiliation addiction so far that he married a trans camwhore from another country. Yet he talked as if he is some sage psychologist who was there to guide others to the light

Yes Jimmy's extreme degeneracy/porn/hooker addiction, whatever you want to call it, is clear for all to see. He also very clearly has a food addiction too though. Nobody normal makes as much of a thing of dieting and getting in shape as he used to on the show with his fucking egg whites and going to jum and eating buttuh. Also look how fucking fat he is now...

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It's now very obvious that trying to be in shape was literally only a means to an end to try and get women to actually like him and have sex with him without money being exchanged. Since that's a lost cause, he literally just gave up now and paid for a male prostitute to live with him.
 
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Kurt_Love

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Yes Jimmy's extreme degeneracy/porn/hooker addiction, whatever you want to call it, is clear for all to see. He also very clearly has a food addiction too though. Nobody normal makes as much of a thing of dieting and getting in shape as he used to on the show with his fucking egg whites and going to jum and eating buttuh. Also look how fucking fat he is now...

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It's now very obvious that trying to be in shape was literally only a means to an end to try and get women to actually like him and have sex with him without money being exchanged. Since that's a lost cause, he literally just gave up now and paid for a male prostitute to live with him.
He would've gotten ripped too, if all the male personal trainers didn't give off male energy. That forced him to pay female personal trainers to tell him to walk on an elliptical and drink veggie juice after your workouts.
 

bumbum8

It died on the vine
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Every now and then you'll meet a really even-tempered person and marvel at how chill and organized they are, then you talk to someone else who knows them and you find out they were a raging addict and somehow got clean and is able to be sober without too much drama.
Those people are always cool and don't mention anything about addiction because they know how shitty they used to be and have the good sense to retain some shame about it.

It's people like Norton who wax poetic about the struggle at every given opportunity who are enraging. You just replaced the vice with head pats now that you aren't actively being a burden to society and it's obvious that's all it is.
 
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I like how whenever he'd mention AA, he'd get all cagey like he was talking about a Freemason meeting or something. "I would go to a certain gathering of people who met up for a certain reason which I can't say more about." Hey stupid, the "Anonymous" just means you don't talk about the stories and people outside of the meeting, it's not a secret society where you pretend it doesn't exist.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie simp❤️
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Every now and then you'll meet a really even-tempered person and marvel at how chill and organized they are, then you talk to someone else who knows them and you find out they were a raging addict and somehow got clean and is able to be sober without too much drama.
Those people are always cool and don't mention anything about addiction because they know how shitty they used to be and have the good sense to retain some shame about it.

It's people like Norton who wax poetic about the struggle at every given opportunity who are enraging. You just replaced the vice with head pats now that you aren't actively being a burden to society and it's obvious that's all it is.
Steve-o too. Fucking faggot
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie simp❤️
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I like how whenever he'd mention AA, he'd get all cagey like he was talking about a Freemason meeting or something. "I would go to a certain gathering of people who met up for a certain reason which I can't say more about." Hey stupid, the "Anonymous" just means you don't talk about the stories and people outside of the meeting, it's not a secret society where you pretend it doesn't exist.
Ronny B does it too. Someone here once explained why that’s what they’re supposed to do.
 
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I like how whenever he'd mention AA, he'd get all cagey like he was talking about a Freemason meeting or something. "I would go to a certain gathering of people who met up for a certain reason which I can't say more about." Hey stupid, the "Anonymous" just means you don't talk about the stories and people outside of the meeting, it's not a secret society where you pretend it doesn't exist.
Yeah lmfao I heard a caller argument last week where a caller said “I think you’re forgetting the Nth step!” and Norton smugly SCREAMS at him to go die for mentioning a super secret step that nobody outside of the confidential club can know about.

I wish that happened now so one of us could call in and say “hey Broooooding faggot, they have the steps and the book available for free on their website.”
 
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Steve-o too. Fucking faggot
Hear, hear. "I useta do a lotta drugs dude"...yeah Steve O, good for you. I used to do blow like I was Elton John or something, then I quit, and now I refrain from talking about it much because my gay stories about tip-toeing my way to the bathroom at 5AM and pissing as quietly as possible into the sink are dull and uninteresting. So are Steve O's.

With Jimmy, it's even more annoying now that he's "married" to a drugged-up tranny prostitute. I assume the shame of being a weirdo fag, and sticking "her" cock up Jimmy's ass for a living, requires lots of drugs to squelch.
 
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