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Norton won’t eat steak cooked without wine after steak was cooked with wine in the same pan

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

bonnie obsessed ❤️



Just all around retarded. The full show that this is from might be the worst O&A show I’ve ever listened to. Sam awkwardly demands an apology from Guy Fieri for squirting vodka in his mouth during the last appearance, this goes on for way too long with zero payoff besides Anthony mocking Sam. Jim does nothing but make weird sex references for 3.5 hours and insist he can’t eat steak cooked with wine. Guy is clearly annoyed by this but doesn’t want to argue because he was kind of wrong for the vodka incident. (Like 20 seconds before the time stamp Guy says he recommends people with alcohol issues don’t eat that steak) Opie tries to stoke the flames of their feud with the subtlety of walking around a grocery store naked.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

crumbly feta enjoyer



Just all around retarded. The full show that this is from might be the worst O&A show I’ve ever listened to. Sam awkwardly demands an apology from Guy Fieri for squirting vodka in his mouth during the last appearance, this goes on for way too long with zero payoff besides Anthony mocking Sam. Jim does nothing but make weird sex references for 3.5 hours and insist he can’t eat steak cooked with wine. Guy is clearly annoyed by this but doesn’t want to argue because he was kind of wrong for the vodka incident. (Like 20 seconds before the time stamp Guy says he recommends people with alcohol issues don’t eat that steak) Opie tries to stoke the flames of their feud with the subtlety of walking around a grocery store naked.

Oh he's definitely eaten from a pan with wine in it. He just doesn't know it.
 

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
Faggotry of the highest order, alcohol evaporates when you heat it, retard! Ooooh but the taste is going to make me relapse!
It's actually the opposite. The alcohol does not cook off entirely. Tons of food at the grocery store has traces of alcohol in it. Some bread will have trace alcohol. And lots of fruit juices especially orange or grape juice will have enough alcohol in it that you can taste a little bit of it. Vinegar as well. Trying to be truly alcohol free is impossible. Vanilla extract is 70proof. Perfume and cologne often contain alcohol.

Norton is just an attention whore. Norton has definitely eaten food from restaurants where there was just cooking alcohol in the pan five seconds earlier. Or eaten dishes or cakes with alcohol in them without him even realizing it.

Like others have pointed out. Eating a bit of pasta with vodka sauce is tantamount to Jonestown Koolaid. But taking PREP to ward off the old AIDS from the onslaught of viking cock driven into your anus is perfectly normal behavior.
 
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BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

bonnie obsessed ❤️
It's actually the opposite. The alcohol does not cook off entirely. Tons of food at the grocery store has traces of alcohol in it. Some bread will have trace alcohol. And lots of fruit juices especially orange or grape juice will have enough alcohol in it that you can taste a little bit of it. Vinegar as well. Trying to be truly alcohol free is impossible. Vanilla extract is 70proof. Perfume and cologne often contain alcohol.

Norton is just an attention whore. Norton has definitely eaten food from restaurants where there was just cooking alcohol in the pan five seconds earlier. Or eaten dishes or cakes with alcohol in them without him even realizing it.

Like others have pointed out. Eating a bit of pasta with vodka sauce is tantamount to Jonestown Koolaid. But taking PREP to ward off the old AIDS from the onslaught of viking cock driven into your anus is perfectly normal behavior.

You’re acting like a scuuuumbaaag and you really motherfucked him. You know Jim used to huff Axe body spray when he was in gym class.
 
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