Norton explains to Breuer why he married a Norwegian man

[CapeVerdean Porch Pirate]

 

[MYTHCHILD]

Morton married a young boy because he’s a gay creep. He also raped a passed out teenager at his work.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Norton got a grand piano?

 

[TravisPickle]

Norton got a grand piano?

I hope he dies from the viking dropping it on his big retarded head.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Why does Bruer behave like he's blind? Fucking weirdo!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Emily from Reddit told me that the Viking might actually be Opie in disguise!

At least I think that is what she said. She was talking with her mouth full.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Poor Breuer he couldn't get the words out because God forbid he says the wrong thing.
My wife's nuts is a great name though.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I hope he dies from the viking dropping it on his big retarded head.

He can lift it

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

The 's biggest fear is cheating on Nikki. Who the fuck would sleep with this aging mollusk??? Is going to a hooker technically cheating?

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

What's with the goat sounds? Is this Mush Mouth's channel?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

What's with the goat sounds? Is this Mush Mouth's channel?

The Internet is censored

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

The is still peddling this belief that there are a lot of "hetero" men out there that are into trans girls but won't admit it. No, Norton. This is not accurate. I'm a big libtard snowflake and I don't know a single dude into trans girls.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Mush Mouth's video has more views than Bruer's original video without the goat sounds.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

The is still peddling this belief that there are a lot of "hetero" men out there that are into trans girls but won't admit it. No, Norton. This is not accurate. I'm a big libtard snowflake and I don't know a single dude into trans girls.

It’s remarkable he is still trying that shit. He literally married a man. How is taking a dick up your ass, as a man, not gay? Because the man has a wig on? His jello body is out of the closet but he still tries to be in it. He’s almost as bad as Anthony. Anthony is in the beard phase of denial.

 

[CruisinColin]

Emily from Reddit told me that the Viking might actually be Opie in disguise!

Opie still big-dicking Norton after all these years.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

The is still peddling this belief that there are a lot of "hetero" men out there that are into trans girls but won't admit it. No, Norton. This is not accurate. I'm a big libtard snowflake and I don't know a single dude into trans girls.

That's a huge cope their community has been using for some time now. Anytime you voice dissatisfaction with them or their hijinks, they cope by assuming that it's simply a manifestation of us processing our self loathing for secretly desiring them, and implying that our hard drive is full of tranny porn.

No, you're simply an aberration whose mere existence mocks God, and we're tired of it being flaunted in front of us. I really think that pressing the tranny issue is what instigated the current cultural shift away from the far Left where it had been, back towards a more moderate climate. They couldn't just leave it alone.

Opie still big-dicking Norton after all these years.

And Norton couldn't be happier about it.

"We're not that close!"

*Unzips*

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Bobby Kelly was long-windedly attempting to explain Norton's relationship with the monster to Pauly Shore (who realistically has probably fucked a tranny) recently and how he's apparently happier than he's ever been. He said like a million words and it all boiled down to "he's a pervert and he delusionally assumed he'd get a reality show out of it."

 

[wbgreen]

I like that two comics who live in New York and have known each other for years can't be bothered to do a podcast with each other in person.

Also Jim lied when he asked himself: Do you miss pussy. He said "yeah but" when it should have been "No because I never card for it in the first place."

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That's a huge cope their community has been using for some time now. Anytime you voice dissatisfaction with them or their hijinks, they cope by assuming that it's simply a manifestation of us processing our self loathing for secretly desiring them, and implying that our hard drive is full of tranny porn.

No, you're simply an aberration whose mere existence mocks God, and we're tired of it being flaunted in front of us. I really think that pressing the tranny issue is what instigated the current cultural shift away from the far Left where it had been, back towards a more moderate climate. They couldn't just leave it alone.


And Norton couldn't be happier about it.

"We're not that close!"

*Unzips*

I saw a tranny in a drug store one time. Big fat guy with a beard wearing a dress and carrying a little purse.

I always figured I wouldn't give them any shit if they aren't bothering me. Live and let live. I found myself staring at the fucker and involuntarily slowly shaking my head at him like a grandpa hearing hip hop for the first time. Just disgusted. Turns out it does bother me. A lot.

If I wore a Zorro costume everywhere I bet ya someone would say something about it and others would quietly snicker and make unkind comments.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hope he dies from the viking dropping it on his big retarded head.

I was a mover at a big university for a bit and a good chunk of the job was lugging grand pianos from one place to another. It's surprisingly easy.