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None of the valets can drive a stick shift.

N64 Cube

Naht funny!
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I highly doubt that. Isn't it a mandatory thing that if you're a valet, you should know how to drive a manual?


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peckafacce

Farted in Nikis pussy
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BudDickman

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I saw a Forensic Files episode where they used shadows in a picture to figure out when it was actually taken. Someone should do the same to confirm that all of these were taken in the half hour window in which he checked in, decided he was too cheap and too protective of Susan to use the valet, and then parked the car himself.
 

Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT

fuck jews
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It wouldn't make sense for them to leave it in the first spot at the valet. They would have to back in every car in front of it. And as a guest I wouldn't want my car there, but Pat probably thinks its "cool" to have it "on display." It's the small things about Patrick that boggle my mind, what a complete buffoon who is also fat.
 

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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Rick thinks driving a stick is “masculine”. He literally cosplays masculinity like cumia. Nobody is impressed you can drive a manual. It’s not some thing that only a few people are capable of doing. Most women over 50 know how to drive a stick. Fucking fat faggot, massive tits too.
 
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It wouldn't make sense for them to leave it in the first spot at the valet. They would have to back in every car in front of it. And as a guest I wouldn't want my car there, but Pat probably thinks its "cool" to have it "on display." It's the small things about Patrick that boggle my mind, what a complete buffoon who is also fat.
Imagine the tyrant he would be if he had any real 'power' or authority?
 

Libby Son Of Loin

WACTIONABLY WEATENING S-S-SUE WIGHTNING
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I saw a Forensic Files episode where they used shadows in a picture to figure out when it was actually taken. Someone should do the same to confirm that all of these were taken in the half hour window in which he checked in, decided he was too cheap and too protective of Susan to use the valet, and then parked the car himself.
The two on the right are literally at the same time, and on the left the two are at different times at night. It was the same fucking day
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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I saw a Forensic Files episode where they used shadows in a picture to figure out when it was actually taken. Someone should do the same...
Well, you saw the episode motherfucker - show us how it's done!
 
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