Nobody wants to fuck you, cunt

[TheRevAlJolson]

Better than the incest porn of today, or the thinly veiled rape fantasies

I brought this up before: wtf is up with incest porn being more and more mainstream?? Had a keyboard player in the studio the other day talking about watching some incest vid and I'm like "yo wtf?" The whole fucking room of probable incest afficiandos go on the defense talking about how it's not like it's real, yada yada yada. My counter is this: so what? Yall still needed the fucked up fantasy of sister fucking in your heads to bust that nut. Thats fucked up.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Sexy maid, nurse, and a few others were the stupidest of all the porn plot crap.

Fat bitch probably dresses up as a sexy nurse and demands a signing bonus

 

[Snake]

If you could even maintain an erection in this waterbuffaler, this frigid pig thinks cum in her distended axe wound is yucky.

Let me eat this entire six foot sub and wash it down with an ice tea but I won’t allow your cum in my mouth.

 

[Harry Powell]

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If you could even maintain an erection in this waterbuffaler, this frigid pig thinks cum in her distended axe wound is yucky.

Let me eat this entire six foot sub and wash it down with an ice tea but won’t allow your cum in my mouth.

never realized the drumstick was part of a necklace until now. If I was rich I’d mail her a framed copy of this

 

[Snake]

I

never realized the drumstick was part of a necklace until now. If I was rich I’d mail her a framed copy of this

She would cut it out and eat it.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Fat pig. Enjoy being a slump buster and dying alone.

 

[Will Tate]

Enjoy being a slump buster

She really is an "at least it's not my own hand" kinda girl.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

She really is an "at least it's not my own hand" kinda girl.

Hasn't she said she o lying likes missionary because it requires the least amount of work from her? Even a chubby chaser would get bored with her.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I brought this up before: wtf is up with incest porn being more and more mainstream?? Had a keyboard player in the studio the other day talking about watching some incest vid and I'm like "yo wtf?" The whole fucking room of probable incest afficiandos go on the defense talking about how it's not like it's real, yada yada yada. My counter is this: so what? Yall still needed the fucked up fantasy of sister fucking in your heads to bust that nut. Thats fucked up.

Dude I literally have to rewrite incest porn scripts when I watch it, but I pretty much use the same script every time:

No no you're not his stepsister, you're his best friend's sister and your families have been friends for years. But now you're grown up and she's legal, totally DTF but your best friend would fucking kill you if he found out. Her parents trusted you, your parents would be supremely disappointed (this is important to not lose focus when they say shit like "but what if mom catches us?"), but god damn, just skip to the first physical contact where she's rubbing his crotch and he's all "we can't do this" and it matches perfectly. I reject your weird incest plotline and replace it with a slightly less weird plotline of my own!

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Waiting for Pat's thirsty and commiserating reply tweets

 

[Clint Ruin]

Not really, you idiot. Of all the porn out there, hardly any of it is in the "sexy maid"genre.

If anything, the sexy maid gimmick is perpetuated by women. Broads are more drawn to slutty maid Halloween costumes, they eat that shit up. Another example of a stereotype created by women being attributed to the patriarchy.