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Noble kid fucker fails his own experiment.

Officer Chase

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Noble kid fucker Eric Hildeman claimed that we should praise pedophiles who have the impulse control to not rape kids, then he announced he'd never tweet again and like those noble pedos kept his promise less than 48 hours. Great self own Hildy, but I know you just craved the attention of this post, but maybe your Mensa brain should not have used such an easy to analogize method. Thanks for showing how poorly people with pedophilic tendencies can control themselves even with fully self determined limits.

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Officer Chase

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He can’t control his impulses at all, he thinks he’s a good person because he’s a pedophile. Nobody expected him to resist his only outlet to be heard. He’ll be defending pedophiles by the end of the day.
He can control his impulse to hold a job it seems? It's far more important to larp as some great value Amazing Randi or Kreskin.
 

NoBacon

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He can control his impulse to hold a job it seems? It's far more important to larp as some great value Amazing Randi or Kreskin.

Can he? Last time I checked his resume he doesn’t hold down a job at any one place for more than a year. Pretty unusual for a man his age (I don’t know how old he is but I’m going to estimate 62).
 

Officer Chase

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Can he? Last time I checked his resume he doesn’t hold down a job at any one place for more than a year. Pretty unusual for a man his age (I don’t know how old he is but I’m going to estimate 62).
Haha sorry brotherman you misunderstood me, I meant he doesn't work inspite of having the impulse to work to have money. The impulse to work, is the impulse I meant he controlled. My bad joke and illiteracy confused what I meant.
 
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