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PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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Ladies and gentleman, i'm sorry to announce this to all of you, but as it turns out, Jesus Christ took the furburger vaxx and didnt make it, as shown here in these Excess Mortality Studies published by Our World In Data's estimates. Lets look into this further.

Now...
 

T-t-t-Terry!

"I meant don't rib @T-t-t-Terry"
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I'll check it out, but can you give a quick rundown? Seems from the comments he's legitimizing it. Which is weird because the experts on reddit told me it wasn't real, unlike super cool dinos and putting a dress on a boy magically making him a girl.
There's some new studies that show that whatever discolored the fibers had an incredibly small wavelength (smaller than light) that only penetrated the exterior of the fibres without passing through. There's no known mechanism that could do that. That's the gist of the new stuff as far as I can remember. Otherwise he goes over the old evidence. It was a good listen if you're not up to speed or if you just want to hear the new stuff.

And yeah the reddit deboonkers are all about the carbon dating evidence from a few spots on the shroud showing a date around 1200 AD. That's all they need to know to deboonk it. Please don't mention all the other scientific evidence.
 
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Shit, I'm in the wrong business. I think I'll claim a piece of shit stained toilet paper is the sister piece and say I unearthed it in a secret middle east digsite. Call it "the shroud of turdin"
 

T-t-t-Terry!

"I meant don't rib @T-t-t-Terry"
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Shit, I'm in the wrong business. I think I'll claim a piece of shit stained toilet paper is the sister piece and say I unearthed it in a secret middle east digsite. Call it "the shroud of turdin"
Pretty strange to make a forgery so advanced that it's still impossible to completely explain millennia later, using anatomical knowledge that didn't exist until the last hundred years or so. There's bilirubin in the sweat stains - the only time bilirubin is expressed in sweat is when the person underwent severe trauma to their internal organs.

Nobody even knew what bilirubin was back then, let alone that it would come out of the pores due to trauma. But let's say our forger had knowledge like that - there was no way to test for the presence of bilirubin. Why add it if the techniques to detect it didn't exist?
 

LiberalPussy

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Against the volumes of papers and hours of videos on the subject we have some idiot whining for ten minutes? I'm just going to assume that she brought up the carbon dating, said "it's not real because God not real" and then snarked at the camera for the remaining nine minutes.
Don’t sell her short, you bigot! She also needlessly shoehorned in reverences to Trump and Vance.
 
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