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Dr. John Campbell did a Shroud of Turin video
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@NoBacon commentI want to put a shroud over NoBacon's eyes and spin him around.
I want to put a shroud over NoBacon's eyes and spin him around.
They were probably pretty swollen from the severe beating.Damn Jesus has juicy ass lips
Dr. John Campbell did a Shroud of Turin video
There's some new studies that show that whatever discolored the fibers had an incredibly small wavelength (smaller than light) that only penetrated the exterior of the fibres without passing through. There's no known mechanism that could do that. That's the gist of the new stuff as far as I can remember. Otherwise he goes over the old evidence. It was a good listen if you're not up to speed or if you just want to hear the new stuff.I'll check it out, but can you give a quick rundown? Seems from the comments he's legitimizing it. Which is weird because the experts on reddit told me it wasn't real, unlike super cool dinos and putting a dress on a boy magically making him a girl.
Pretty strange to make a forgery so advanced that it's still impossible to completely explain millennia later, using anatomical knowledge that didn't exist until the last hundred years or so. There's bilirubin in the sweat stains - the only time bilirubin is expressed in sweat is when the person underwent severe trauma to their internal organs.Shit, I'm in the wrong business. I think I'll claim a piece of shit stained toilet paper is the sister piece and say I unearthed it in a secret middle east digsite. Call it "the shroud of turdin"
Meanwhile, there’s this cunt.
Don’t sell her short, you bigot! She also needlessly shoehorned in reverences to Trump and Vance.Against the volumes of papers and hours of videos on the subject we have some idiot whining for ten minutes? I'm just going to assume that she brought up the carbon dating, said "it's not real because God not real" and then snarked at the camera for the remaining nine minutes.
That's where I tuned out. I thought it was a dude at first and once I realized it was a woman it was only a matter of time before I switched it off.Don’t sell her short, you bigot! She also needlessly shoehorned in reverences to Trump and Vance.
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