Nobacon aborted my rape baby in the spring of 2003.

[Professor Rape]

Furburger and I could have had a son. But then nobacon, full of bloodlust while on an abortion spree, decided he needed to vacuum out my womb. I tried to say no but he was like, "oh sweetie... God will forgive me since I'm white. I'm allowed to kill babies. Nice try with the hate though."

After he was done, he fucked the scrambled fetus and shoved a crucifix up his asshole.

The next morning he did 50 pushups.

This was very difficult to admit. It is my truth.

 

[Convict Wyzz]

I’m sorry that happened, Dougie. Seems to me like user NoBacon owes you an apology.

 

[PickleRickle]

He does a push up
"nice try with the hate though"
He does a push up
"have a good one"
He does a push up
"nice try with the hate though"
He does a push up
"have a good one"
He does a push up
"nice try with the hate though"
He does a push up
"have a good one"

 

[Dog Eater]

@captain_kamala you got ripped off by the way I paid $100 less (but would have paid $2000 more lmao)

 

[Professor Rape]

@captain_kamala you got ripped off by the way I paid $100 less (but would have paid $2000 more lmao)

You talking about abortions?

 

[Child..]

You know those coffee shops that give you a lil card they punch a hole after you purchase a coffee, and once you get 9 holes punched, the 10th coffee is free?

@NoBacon has one of those, but from Planned Parenthood

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

but Reddit told him it was the right thing to do, he had no choice!

 

[chiquita banana]

You know those coffee shops that give you a lil card they punch a hole after you purchase a coffee, and once you get 9 holes punched, the 10th coffee is free?

@NoBacon has one of those, but from Planned Parenthood

Oof... Tom Meyers himself would cringe at that HACK attempt at humor you fuckin angry immigrant stereotype. Remind me again why we want more people like this in our country?

BTW my vibe read was 100% right, Boq is the spoiled fat kid who thinks he's great at everything because his mommy told him he was. What an embarrassing little faggot LOL

 

[Turk February]

You know those coffee shops that give you a lil card they punch a hole after you purchase a coffee, and once you get 9 holes punched, the 10th coffee is free?

@NoBacon has one of those, but from Planned Parenthood

My worst experience with that was a restaurant that me and an ex wife would go to. We were sick of it but after 10 visits they'd give a mystery prize so we were curious. It was a fucking roll of paper towels. It's like getting trolled irl.

 

[Leeeavings]

Oof... Tom Meyers himself would cringe at that HACK attempt at humor you fuckin angry immigrant stereotype. Remind me again why we want more people like this in our country?

BTW my vibe read was 100% right, Boq is the spoiled fat kid who thinks he's great at everything because his mommy told him he was. What an embarrassing little faggot LOL

Which country are you even talking about?

 

[Gay Faggot.]