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No such thing as beta males + PBR lies

Honey Badger

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Someone on Reddit is being very mean to Patrick today. I wish they’d lay off!

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Ol’ rake-steppin’-Rick forgot his own lies

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gassers

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So Rick must have just learned what a torque wrench is from the YouTube video he watched to learn how to do his brakes and immediately has to work it in to a Twitter post to show what a manly and smart boy he is. What an insecure fag. I'm sure his following of unemployed pederasts are super impressed.
 

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In HS, he was pretty bad at algebra, physics, chemistry abd biology. I assume he sucked at all sports/extracurricular activities as well, because he didn't bother with any of them--
 

chewtoyrapist

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The surest sign of a beta is repeating the new mantra that alphas and betas don't exist like the terms were ever used except as shorthand for broad personality types. The second surest sign that you're a beta is if you immediately follow up "alphas and betas don't exist" with an unprovoked brag that you own a torque wrench to tell everyone you're very masculine and tool owning lmao. I'm sure sex haver pat will appear at some point tonight to hit the trifecta for insecure betamaledom.
 

UnPRePared

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The surest sign of a beta is repeating the new mantra that alphas and betas don't exist like the terms were ever used except as shorthand for broad personality types. The second surest sign that you're a beta is if you immediately follow up "alphas and betas don't exist" with an unprovoked brag that you own a torque wrench to tell everyone you're very masculine and tool owning lmao. I'm sure sex haver pat will appear at some point tonight to hit the trifecta for insecure betamaledom.

That's the logic: if Betas don't exist, I can't be one.

Much along the lines "If my parenTal rights do noT exisT, I don'T have To raise a daughTer."
 
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That's the logic: if Betas don't exist, I can't be one.

Much along the lines "If my parenTal rights do noT exisT, I don'T have To raise a daughTer."
This is his constant sociopathic response to anything he refuses to accept. The debtor's exam "doesn't exist", the contempt hearing "doesn't exist", his losses in court "don't exist", his ex sister in law's report to the police which resulted in his arrest and no contest plea "doesn't exist", the company "X" "doesn't exist", and so on.
 
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Beta? I think beta male, I think of a guy like Travis Tefft - balding, half blind pencil neck, glad to have a job, wife fucked his boss before they were married, childish hobbies. Despite all that, not a bad guy, pays his way, looks after his family, harmless.

Fat doesn't come close to being as much of a "winner" as a zilch like Travis. A fat, balding, purple alcoholic. No job, cucked on a near mythical level, chose to abandon his kid. Pat wishes he was a beta.
 

AliceWorquer

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He is such a fat simpleton. His "No such thing as alpha males" idea is literally based on the fact that the guy who coined the phrase eventually walked back its importance as it relates to wolf social hierarchy, so manichean retard Pat thinks it couldn't possibly apply to humans either and therefore they don't exist. It's the same 1.2 logic as "you didn't ask any questions because you don't get to ask questions"
There are definitely beta males in human society. Just look at Weimer.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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I had one of the executives at my old company give me official, on record feedback that I was too alpha and needed to calm down because I was intimidating everybody. As a guy coming in at 5’6”, it was easily one of the proudest moments in my career. It

If Pat was on one of my teams, I’d tell him he needs to lose weight before he’s allowed to look me in the eye. Fucking fat fuck
 
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I had one of the executives at my old company give me official, on record feedback that I was too alpha and needed to calm down because I was intimidating everybody. As a guy coming in at 5’6”, it was easily one of the proudest moments in my career. It

If Pat was on one of my teams, I’d tell him he needs to lose weight before he’s allowed to look me in the eye. Fucking fat fuck
Your boss sounds like a faggot. If you were decent with numbers, I would have hired you 10 years ago; provided you wore lifts in your shoes.
 
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